{"title":"Shit Golf Polo Shirts","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"jolly-todger-eggplant-polo","title":"Jolly Todger Eggplant Golf Polo Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Jolly Todger eggplant polo is the ultimate icebreaker for anyone ready to ditch the boring beige lifestyle and start living a bit louder. This aubergine polo shirt is covered in a riotous all over doodle pattern that is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations before you even order your first drink. Set against a high voltage pink background, the design features a chaotic collection of cartoon aubergines with personality to spare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eEach character on this eggplant polo shirt brings its own unique energy to the party. You will find winking eggplants, cheeky characters sticking their tongues out, and cool aubergines rocking various styles of sunglasses. The pattern is packed with vibrant accents, including cyan stars, yellow lightning bolts, flickering flames, and small orange hearts filling every gap in the madness. It is a loud, proud, and unapologetically suggestive aubergine polo that refuses to be ignored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eCrafted with the same attention to detail as our legendary party gear, this eggplant polo shirt is built for comfort and durability. The high performance fabric blend ensures a soft feel and a flexible drape, making it the perfect eggplant polo for music festivals, stag dos, or a rowdy bad shirt night at the local pub. Whether you are pairing it with jeans for a casual look or going full throttle with matching accessories, this aubergine polo shirt is your one way ticket to legendary status.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThis is more than just a shite shirt. Every aubergine polo shirt we sell supports our mission to raise awareness for mental health and encourage people to talk more openly. When you wear a loud eggplant polo like the Jolly Todger, you are not just making a fashion statement. 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This shit polo shirt is designed to turn the golf course or the pub into your personal stage, ensuring you are never just another face in the crowd. Whether you are looking for a shit golf polo for a high stakes tournament with the lads or the perfect shit golf shirt polo for a rowdy bachelor party, this design delivers legendary status with every swing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThe pattern on this shirt is a riotous tribute to the Bad Shirt Club movement. Set against a vibrant candy pink base, the fabric is covered in a seamless repeat of rainbow swirl poop emojis that transition through a spectrum of deep purple, electric blue, lime green, and fiery red. These colourful characters are surrounded by a chaotic spray of confetti like sprinkles in yellow, red, and blue, making the entire garment look like a walking celebration. This is a loud and unapologetic design that grabs attention and refuses to let go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eCrafted with a focus on both impact and comfort, the Shit Polo is made from a high quality fabric blend that feels as good as it looks. The fit is tailored to ensure you are as comfy as you are fabulous, providing a shield of confidence that helps you start life saving conversations. It is a proper mood lifter designed for those who are brave enough to look absurd and lead the charge for better mental health. When your shirt is this loud, you don't need small talk because your outfit is already doing all the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eEvery purchase of a shit polo shirt directly supports our mission to raise awareness and funds for mental health services. By wearing this shit golf polo, you are joining a community that values individuality and the importance of checking in on your mates. This is more than just a shite shirt; it is a call to action disguised as a party piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct highlights\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003eLightweight and breathable technical fabric built for the fairway, the festival, or the Friday night session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eVibrant all over print featuring rainbow swirl poop emojis and festive confetti sprinkles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eClassic short sleeve cut with a structured collar for a sharp yet gloriously unhinged look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003eEvery purchase helps support vital mental health charities and starts conversations that save lives.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003eNext day delivery available across the UK so you are never left without a kit for the weekend.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,5,0\"\u003ePost a photo in your new gear and we will send you another shite shirt for free because supporting the cause should always be this rewarding.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shit Shirt Club","offers":[{"title":"M","offer_id":47414338355430,"sku":"POOPP-M","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47414338388198,"sku":"POOPP-L","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47414338420966,"sku":"POOPP-XL","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47414338453734,"sku":"POOPP-2XL","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47414338486502,"sku":"POOPP-3XL","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47414338519270,"sku":"POOPP-4XL","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/0405\/7574\/files\/The-Turdy-Birdie-Golf-Polo-Shirt-Shit-Shirt-Club-38066166530278.jpg?v=1775623472"},{"product_id":"the-trip-le-bogey-polo","title":"Shroom Golf Polo Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Shrrom golf polo shirt is the ultimate antidote to the beige brigade found on every fairway. 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These loud golf polo shirts are practically a walking party, featuring everything from alien eyes to radiant rainbows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eCrafted for performance and unhinged fun, these party golf polos are made from a high quality fabric blend that feels as good as it looks. The fit is tailored for maximum comfort, allowing you to swing for the fences while rocking a shield of confidence that only a truly shite shirt can provide. It is a proper mood lifter that helps you stop being a shadow and start being the life of the clubhouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eEvery time you buy our loud golf polos, you are supporting a movement that values mental health as much as a great round of golf. We are dedicated to supporting mental health services and helping to start life saving conversations one absurd pattern at a time. 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