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It’s a wink at a well-known party chant, and it makes a playful innuendo Christmas jumper for anyone who likes a big night.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe life ring is printed large on the front in bright, full colour, with a thick black outline that reads on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s ideal for the lads’ Christmas party, a sailing club’s Christmas social and anyone spending Christmas Day somewhere sunny. Among funny Christmas jumpers, this is the one with the best holiday. It’s also one of the hilarious Christmas jumpers that makes you want to book a beach for next December.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s one of our rude Christmas jumpers that keeps its cheek mostly in the title, so it’s a mild offensive Christmas jumper at worst. Add it to your haul of rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers, and know that part of every profit goes to mental-health charities. Pick out a colour, choose your size, add it to your basket and order early so the Christmas rush doesn’t sink your plans. If you’ve got sea legs, it’s one of the funniest Xmas jumpers you can own, and the breeziest of our funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers. 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