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It’s a status update rather than an innuendo Christmas jumper, and everyone at the bar knows what fills the last two.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe window is printed large on the front in bright, full colour, with a thick black outline that shows up on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s ideal for the office Christmas party, the work drinks after the last meeting before the break and anyone in IT who has been asked to restart something one too many times. Of all our funny Christmas jumpers, it’s the geekiest. It’s also one of those hilarious Christmas jumpers that becomes more accurate as the evening goes on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s tamer than most rude Christmas jumpers and nobody’s idea of an offensive Christmas jumper, though the empty glasses might take offence. Download it with our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers for the full update. Here’s the part that matters: part of our profits goes to mental-health charities. Select a colour and size, click it into your basket and order early so the Christmas rush doesn’t stall at sixty per cent. Office workers keep installing it as one of the funniest Xmas jumpers on the network, the most upgradeable of our funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers. 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