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It’s exactly how you’ll feel at four o’clock on Christmas Day, printed on a jumper with room for seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed large on the chest in bright, full colour, and its thick black outline holds up on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s made for the family Christmas dinner, the office Christmas party, Christmas Jumper Day and the big festive lunch with your mates, and it’s a sure-fire Secret Santa win for the uncle who always goes back for thirds. Plenty of funny Christmas jumpers try too hard; this one just loosens its belt and enjoys itself, and it’s one of the funny Xmas jumpers you can wear from the morning walk to the Boxing Day leftovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it rude? Only if you count overeating. It’s an innuendo Christmas jumper with nothing more suggestive than a gravy boat, so it’s safe for the family photo, yet it sits proudly with our rude Christmas jumpers, rude Xmas jumpers and hilarious Christmas jumpers. If your crowd likes its humour stronger, browse the offensive Xmas jumpers, inappropriate Christmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers too: even our most offensive Christmas jumper does a bit of good, because part of our profits goes to mental-health charities. This is one of the funniest Xmas jumpers for anyone who treats Christmas dinner as a sport. Pick your colour and size, add it to your basket and order early to beat the Christmas rush. 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