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It’s a one-word pun with full drag-race energy, and the wink turns it into an innuendo Christmas jumper for anyone who slays and knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe badge is printed large across the chest, bright and full-colour, with a thick black outline that pops on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s made for the girls’ night out, Christmas karaoke, a drag brunch and any dance floor that plays power ballads after ten. Most funny Christmas jumpers wink; this one blows kisses. Among hilarious Christmas jumpers, it’s the one with the best self-esteem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou won’t need to whisper this one: it’s one of our least rude Christmas jumpers and nobody’s idea of an offensive Christmas jumper. It’s pure confidence, which suits a range of rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers that are louder about everything else. Every order also does a bit of good, as part of our profits supports mental-health charities. Pick the colour and size that suit you, add it to your basket and order early so the Christmas rush is left in your rear-view mirror. Show-offs, this is your shiniest option among funny Xmas jumpers, inappropriate Xmas jumpers and the funniest Xmas jumpers we stock. 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