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Read the words and it becomes the most outrageous innuendo Christmas jumper in the range.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s printed large on the front in bright, full colour, with a thick black outline that holds firm on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s built for the lads’ Christmas party, the pub crawl and the Secret Santa where you want the loudest reaction in the room. Among funny Christmas jumpers, this is the one people photograph. Among hilarious Christmas jumpers, it’s the one they quote back to you for weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is one of our rude Christmas jumpers that doesn’t bother whispering. Some will call it an offensive Christmas jumper, and they’ll laugh while they say it. Wear it with pride next to our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers, and know that part of every Shit Shirt Club profit goes to mental-health charities. Choose a colour and size, pop it in your basket and order early so the Christmas rush doesn’t leave you empty-handed. It’s an obvious pick for the funniest Xmas jumpers of the year, and the bluntest of our funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers. Presents, obviously. 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