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Signed for, delivered and slightly suggestive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe print is big, bright and full colour, with a thick black outline that keeps every parcel sharp on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s built for the office Christmas party, Christmas Jumper Day, the depot’s Christmas do and the pub crawl, and it’s the perfect Secret Santa gift for delivery drivers, posties, warehouse heroes and anyone who spends December carrying other people’s presents. Plenty of funny Christmas jumpers stay politely on the doorstep. This one rings the bell and leaves the joke with a neighbour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it rude? It’s a delivery driver doing his job, officially. Everyone who reads it twice knows exactly why it’s an innuendo Christmas jumper, and that’s why it belongs among our rude Christmas jumpers, rude Xmas jumpers and hilarious Christmas jumpers. It’s one of the funniest Xmas jumpers for anyone who spends December on the road, without tipping into offensive Christmas jumper territory, though our offensive Xmas jumpers, inappropriate Christmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers are waiting if you want them, beside plenty more funny Xmas jumpers. Part of our profits goes to mental-health charities. Pick your colour and size, add it to your basket and order early to beat the Christmas rush. 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