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It’s a gentle joke about owning your size, and it’s clean enough to skip the innuendo Christmas jumper label entirely.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe panel is printed large across the chest in bright, full colour, with a thick black outline that stays sharp on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s perfect for the shortest person at the office Christmas party, the family photo where you always end up at the front and the mate who’s been called an elf every December since school. Of all our funny Christmas jumpers, this one is the most wholesome. It’s also among the hilarious Christmas jumpers that turn a sore point into a punchline you control.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot everything at Shit Shirt Club is filthy. Next to our rude Christmas jumpers, this is a cup of cocoa, and nobody could find an offensive Christmas jumper here, except perhaps the height chart. Mix it with our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers for a group with a range of tastes. However tall you stand, part of our profits goes to mental-health charities. Pick out a colour and a size, add it to your basket and order early so the Christmas rush doesn’t tower over you. Small folk tell us it’s one of the funniest Xmas jumpers they’ve worn, and it’s a gentler option among our funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers. 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