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Whatever your friends think it means, it’s strictly about biscuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe print is big, bright and full colour, with a thick black outline that keeps every crumb crisp on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. Bring it to the office Christmas party, the Christmas bake-off, Christmas Jumper Day or the family baking session, and wait for the double takes. It’s a ready-made Secret Santa gift for the keen home baker, the friend who lives in the kitchen all December, or anyone who knows the oven is the cosiest place in the house. As funny Christmas jumpers go, it’s warm, sweet and very well done.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it rude? Only if you’ve got a mind like a mixing bowl. Strictly speaking it’s a jumper about biscuits, and that innocent alibi is what makes an innuendo Christmas jumper land. It belongs with our hilarious Christmas jumpers and funny Xmas jumpers, it’s one of the funniest Xmas jumpers for bakers, and next to our rude Christmas jumpers, rude Xmas jumpers and offensive Xmas jumpers it’s practically wholesome. Want to turn the heat up? Our inappropriate Christmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers are close by, and even the most offensive Christmas jumper we sell helps a good cause, because part of our profits goes to mental-health charities. Pick your colour and size, add it to your basket and order early to beat the Christmas rush. 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