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The line is a festive insult rather than an innuendo Christmas jumper, and it lands every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bin is printed large on the front in bright, full colour, with a thick black outline that shows up on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s ideal for Boxing Day, the flatmate who never empties the bin and the family get-together where somebody always finishes the leftovers. Among funny Christmas jumpers, it’s the one that quotes a line everyone already says. It’s also one of the hilarious Christmas jumpers that works on teenagers and grandparents alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs rude Christmas jumpers go, this is mild: name-calling with affection. Even so, the fox would make it an offensive Christmas jumper to anyone who has had to sweep up after one. It sits comfortably beside our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers, and every sale sends part of our profits to mental-health charities. Choose your colour and size, add it to your basket and order early, before the Christmas rush picks the best bits. Animal lovers count it among the funniest Xmas jumpers going, even if it’s the scruffiest of our funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers. 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