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It’s made for the pub crawl, the lads’ Christmas night out and the Christmas Eve walk home when the queue for the gents is too long. Among funny Christmas jumpers, it’s the one that kids find funniest, which is something to bear in mind. It’s also one of the hilarious Christmas jumpers that needs no words beyond the two Santa supplies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s one of our rude Christmas jumpers that’s more silly than saucy, but some will still call it an offensive Christmas jumper, especially if they’ve stepped in the yellow bit. Keep it with our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers for anyone with a schoolboy streak. Doing good is part of the deal: part of our profits goes to mental-health charities. Choose your colour and size, pop it in your basket and order early so you’re not left out in the cold by the Christmas rush. Big kids think it’s one of the funniest Xmas jumpers ever drawn, and it’s certainly the most artistic of our funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers. 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