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It’s a reindeer name with a new career, and that swap makes it a perfect innuendo Christmas jumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe badge is printed large on the chest in bright, full colour, wrapped in a thick black outline that shows up on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It’s made for the girls’ night out, a pole-dance class Christmas social and any Christmas party with a dance floor and questionable choices. Among funny Christmas jumpers, it’s the one with the best moves. Hilarious Christmas jumpers don’t get more athletic than this.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRude Christmas jumpers come in many forms, and this one comes in leg warmers. It’s playful more than an offensive Christmas jumper, though Dancer and Vixen might feel a bit upstaged. Next to our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers, she’s the headline act. The show has a heart, too: part of our profits goes to mental-health charities. Get your colour and size sorted, put it in your basket and order early, before the Christmas rush takes the best spot by the stage. Dancers have voted it one of the funniest Xmas jumpers in the building; it’s certainly the most flexible of our funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers. 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