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It’s a decoration, a brag and a festive fact all at once, and the stocking does all the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed large on the chest in bright, full colour, with a thick black outline that keeps the brickwork and flames crisp on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. Hang it on yourself for the office Christmas party, Christmas Jumper Day or the lads’ Christmas night out, and let everyone admire the stocking. It’s a natural Secret Santa gift for the confident friend, the boyfriend who needs no encouragement, or the husband who’ll wear it to Christmas lunch with a straight face. Of all our funny Christmas jumpers, it’s the one with the most to unpack.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it rude? Only as rude as you want it to be: on paper it’s a Christmas stocking, which makes it the perfect innuendo Christmas jumper. It’s one of our hilarious Christmas jumpers and funniest Xmas jumpers, and it holds its own among the rude Christmas jumpers and rude Xmas jumpers we make. Want something louder? Our offensive Xmas jumpers, inappropriate Christmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers are close by, along with plenty of funny Xmas jumpers, and even the most offensive Christmas jumper in the range helps a good cause, since part of our profits goes to mental-health charities. Pick your colour and size, add it to your basket and order early to beat the Christmas rush. 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