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It’s an innuendo Christmas jumper that lets the riddle do the dirty work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed large across the chest in bright, full colour, and a thick black outline keeps every snowflake sharp on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. Ask the question out loud at the office Christmas party and let the badge supply the answer. It’s a strong pick for Secret Santa, for family get-togethers where the cousins are old enough to get it, and for anyone building a wardrobe of funny Christmas jumpers. Hilarious Christmas jumpers work best when the joke is a set-up, and this one is all set-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRude Christmas jumpers can be clever too. This isn’t the most offensive Christmas jumper on the rail, but it’s easily one of the funniest Xmas jumpers to explain to your nan. 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