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It’s not an innuendo Christmas jumper, it’s a drinking game, and judging by Santa’s face, he’s been missing all night.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe dartboard is printed large across the chest in bright, full colour, with a thick black outline that reads on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. It was made for darts night at the local, the pub team’s Christmas do and Boxing Day in front of the big match on telly. Among funny Christmas jumpers, it’s the one most likely to start a game. It’s also one of the hilarious Christmas jumpers that makes a great Secret Santa for the mate who thinks he’s a pro.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou don’t need to be one of our rude Christmas jumpers to cause trouble at the oche. It’s not an offensive Christmas jumper unless you’re the one buying the round. Line it up with our rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers for the whole team. Every order counts for more than points, too, because part of our profits goes to mental-health charities. Pick your colour, pick a size, add it to your basket and order early, before the Christmas rush throws you off your aim. Ask the pub regulars and they’ll put it among the funniest Xmas jumpers on the board, the one of our funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers that keeps score. 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