Funny Christmas Jumpers

Funny Christmas jumpers are festive jumpers built around a joke, a pun or a cheeky picture, designed to get a reaction the moment you walk into the room. Instead of a quiet snowflake pattern, you get Santa getting up to no good, reindeer with ideas above their station and slogans that make your colleagues snort into their mulled wine. At Shit Shirt Club, every design is a bold, full colour print on a warm crewneck sweatshirt, with a thick black outline so it stands out on every colour. They are made for office parties, Christmas jumper days, pub crawls and family get-togethers, anywhere a bit of shit taste makes the day more memorable.

Some are, some are just cheeky, and that is the point. The collection runs from gentle Santa puns and daft reindeer jokes all the way to innuendo that would make your nan blush, so you can pick your level for the occasion. Designs like Jingle All The Whey or Absolute Melt are safe enough for most offices, while the likes of Santa Came Twice and Merry Titsmas are better saved for the pub or a night out with friends who share your sense of humour. Every jumper is made for adults, and the product photos show exactly what is on the front, so there are no surprises when you open the parcel.

Pick something that gets a laugh without getting you a meeting with HR. Puns and silly scenes work brilliantly at work, so designs like Christmas Spirit Loading, I'm Not Short I'm Just A Tall Elf or Ask Your Mum If I'm Real are a safe bet. If your office enjoys a bit of innuendo, Big Nick Energy or Pole Prancer will get the conversation going without spelling it out. Our advice is simple: know your audience, then go as shit as you dare. Whatever you choose, the bright print and bold colours mean you will be the first person everyone notices in the Christmas party photos.

They make one of the best Christmas presents going, because they are funny, useful and guaranteed to get a reaction when the wrapping comes off. The person opening it gets something they will actually wear all through December, rather than a novelty mug that ends up in the back of a cupboard. If you know their size, go for their usual one. If you are not sure, a size up is the safer bet, because our jumpers have a classic unisex fit and a little extra room looks relaxed rather than baggy. Just order early, because every jumper is printed to order.

Every design is available in 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. The artwork has a thick black outline, so it stays bold and readable whichever colour you pick. Classic red and forest green are the most festive choices, navy and black make the colours of the print really pop, and white or sport grey give a softer, brighter look. Each product page opens on the colour we think suits that design best, and you can switch to any other colour before you add it to your basket. The white jumper is a natural white, so it can look slightly off-white next to a bright white shirt.

Our Christmas jumpers come in sizes S to 4XL with a classic unisex fit that is true to size, so most people order their normal size. Every colour comes in S to XL. Black, navy, red, sport grey and white go up to 4XL, royal blue and Irish green go up to 3XL, charcoal, forest green and purple go up to 2XL, and maroon stops at XL. If you want a looser, cosier fit, go one size up. Each product page has a size guide with the width, length and sleeve length of every size, so the safest move is to measure a sweatshirt you already own and compare. Because every jumper is printed to order, getting the size right first time matters.

They are sweatshirts, which is what most of us in the UK happily call a jumper. Every design is printed on the Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt, a medium-heavy 271 gsm blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester that is soft on the inside and warm enough for December. Some designs, like Oh Deer, are printed to look like a knitted Christmas jumper, but the jumper itself is a smooth sweatshirt rather than a chunky knit. That smooth surface is exactly what lets the artwork print so bright and sharp. You also get a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband that hold their shape, and no side seams, so it sits neatly wash after wash.

The sooner the better. Every jumper is printed to order just for you, so allow 3 to 5 working days from placing your order to it landing on your doormat. That covers production and delivery together, and you will get a tracking link as soon as it leaves the print floor. December is the busiest month of the year for printers and couriers, so if you need your jumper for a work do, a Christmas jumper day or a party on a set date, order with plenty of time to spare rather than cutting it fine. Free tracked UK delivery is included on every order over £50, which is handy if you are kitting out the whole office.

Because every jumper is printed to order specially for you, we cannot accept change of mind returns or exchanges, including ordering the wrong size. That is standard for print to order clothing, and it is why every product page has a full size guide. Check the measurements before you order, and if you are torn between two sizes, go up. If your jumper arrives faulty, damaged or is not what you ordered, get in touch within 14 days of receiving it with a photo and we will sort a replacement or a refund and cover the return postage.

A large portion of profits from every Shit Shirt Club order goes to mental health charities across the UK, and that includes every funny Christmas jumper in this collection. Shit Shirt Club was built to get people talking about mental health, using loud, unapologetic clothing to break the silence. Christmas can be a lonely and difficult time for a lot of people, so a jumper that makes someone laugh, or gives a stranger a reason to start a conversation, can matter more than you might think. When you buy one of our jumpers, you get a laugh, a warm jumper and the knowledge that your money is helping fund real support for people who need it.