Shit Shorts

Shit Shorts are Shit Shirt Club's range of loud, outrageously printed mens shorts, built to be the funniest and most eye catching pair in any room. The name is a self deprecating joke, because the prints are so wild that polite society might call them shit, but the quality is anything but. Each pair takes a bold, wacky design and splashes it across comfortable, lightweight shorts made for summer, festivals, holidays and big days out.

The collection covers a huge spread of prints, from Hawaiian shorts and flamingo shorts to neon, psychedelic and trippy designs, so there is a pair to suit every sense of humour. Most of our shit shorts are designed to match a shirt in the same print, which means you can wear them on their own as a bold pair of standalone mens shorts, or pair them up for a complete matching short set that turns heads from top to bottom.

They are also seriously versatile. With a comfy elasticated drawstring waist and a lightweight, quick drying feel, our shorts work for swimming, the gym, lounging, the pool, the beach and the dancefloor. Wear them poolside on holiday, throw them on for a festival, or rock them to a stag do where standing out is the whole point.

Beyond the fun, every pair has a purpose. A large portion of every order goes to mental health charities across the UK, so your loudest, most ridiculous shorts also help fund real support and start important conversations. That is what makes Shit Shorts different. They are bold, funny and brilliantly made on the outside, and genuinely meaningful underneath. Loud shorts with a loud purpose, designed to make you smile and do a bit of good while you wear them. Pull on a pair and you will never look at plain, boring shorts the same way again.

Loads of brands sell mens shorts, but very few make a pair of shit shorts quite like Shit Shirt Club. The first thing that sets ours apart is the confidence of the designs. We do not do plain or muted. Our shorts are loud, funky and gloriously over the top, created to be the most outrageous, funniest shorts on the beach or at the festival. While other shorts blend into the crowd, ours are built to start conversations the moment you walk in.

The second difference is that almost every pair is part of a matching set. Pick your shit shorts and you can grab the shirt in the exact same print for a full co-ord short set, so the look flows from top to bottom. That makes getting dressed effortless and the impact twice as big, which is something you simply do not get from ordinary mens shorts.

The third is purpose. Shit Shirt Club is a mental health awareness brand at heart, and a large portion of every pair sold goes to mental health charities across the UK. The whole point of the loud style is to spark the kind of conversations that help break the silence around mental health, so your shorts genuinely do good.

Then there is the quality. Our shorts are lightweight, comfortable and quick drying, with prints that hold their bright colours wash after wash, so they look the business long after the first wear. Add fast tracked delivery, recycled packaging and thousands of five star reviews, and you have a pair of shit shorts that beats the competition on style, substance and feel good factor. Once you have worn a pair, plain shorts never quite feel the same again, and most customers end up coming back for another print before the summer is out.

Shit Shorts are designed for a relaxed, comfortable fit that suits their loud, easy going style. As a general rule, our shorts come up true to size, so most people are happy ordering their usual size for a fit that is roomy enough to move, swim, dance and party in without feeling tight. The elasticated drawstring waist gives a bit of flexibility too, so you can adjust them for the perfect, comfortable fit on the day.

If you are between sizes or prefer a looser, more laid back feel, sizing up is a safe bet, especially for hot holidays and festivals where a bit of extra airflow is welcome. If you like a closer fit, stick to your usual size. Either way, the cut is designed to sit comfortably without digging in, whether you are wearing them as standalone mens shorts or as part of a matching short set.

To get the most accurate fit, we always recommend checking the size guide on each individual product page before you order. Every pair lists detailed measurements, so you can compare them to a pair of shorts you already own and love. This takes the guesswork out of buying online and helps make sure your shit shorts arrive ready to wear straight out of the recycled packaging.

If you are buying as a gift and are not sure of the size, the relaxed cut and drawstring waist give a bit of breathing room, and if the fit is not quite right our straightforward returns make swapping sizes simple. Our friendly customer service team is always happy to help with sizing questions too. The goal is simple. We want your shorts to look outrageous, feel brilliant and fit just right from the very first wear, all summer long. If in doubt, drop us a message before you order and we will happily point you to the right size.

Absolutely. One of the best things about Shit Shorts is how versatile they are. While they look like a bold fashion statement, they are built to be properly practical too, which means you can wear them for swimming, the gym, lounging and everyday summer days, not just for show. The lightweight, quick drying fabric handles a dip in the pool or the sea with ease, so a pair of our loud swim shorts is perfect for holidays, pool parties and beach days.

For the gym or a workout, the comfortable elasticated drawstring waist and easy, breathable cut give you freedom to move, so your shorts keep up whether you are training, playing five a side or just walking around in the sun. And when you simply want to relax, they double as some of the comfiest lounge shorts you will own, ideal for chilling at home, in the garden or on a lazy holiday afternoon.

That versatility is a big part of why our shit shorts are such good value. Instead of buying separate swim shorts, gym shorts and casual shorts, you get one outrageous pair that does it all, looks brilliant and gets people talking wherever you go. Wear them solo as standalone mens shorts, or match them to the shirt for a full short set when you really want to make an entrance.

Because they are designed to be worn again and again, the prints are made to hold their bright colours wash after wash, so they look as loud on their fiftieth wear as their first. And as with everything we make, a large portion of every pair sold goes to mental health charities across the UK, so your go to summer shorts do a little good every time you pull them on. That is loud, practical, feel good shorts doing proper double duty all summer.

Shit Shorts work anywhere you want to be the loudest, most memorable person around, but a few occasions are made for them. Festivals are the obvious one. A pair of loud, neon or psychedelic shorts is easy to spot in a crowd, comfortable enough to wear all weekend, and even better when matched with the shirt for a full festival short set. Add a bucket hat and sunglasses and you have an outfit nobody will forget.

Holidays and summer breaks are another perfect fit. Hawaiian shorts and flamingo shorts practically demand sunshine, a pool and a cold drink, and the quick drying fabric makes them brilliant for beach days and pool parties. Stag dos are a firm favourite too, since matching shit shorts get the whole group looking hilarious and coordinated, and they make for unforgettable photos.

They are also great for rugby tours, cruises, barbecues, birthdays and any themed event where blending in is not the goal. If you fancy turning heads on the course, our bold prints even work as outrageous golf shorts for a fun, relaxed round, though you may want to check the dress code first.

You do not have to save them for big occasions either. Plenty of customers wear our shorts casually for everyday summer style, in the garden, down the pub or on a sunny afternoon walk. From the first warm weekend of the year to the last festival of the season, there is always a good reason to pull on a pair. Whatever the occasion, a large portion of every pair sold helps fund mental health charities, so your shorts do some good wherever you choose to wear them, and start a few conversations along the way. Wherever you are headed this summer, there is a pair of shit shorts ready to make it louder.

Yes, Hawaiian shorts and flamingo shorts are some of the most popular styles in the Shit Shorts collection, and we are a proudly UK based brand, so your shorts ship quickly across the UK with tracked delivery. If you have been searching for mens Hawaiian shorts, flamingo shorts or simply the loudest tropical shorts you can find, this is exactly the right place to look.

Our Hawaiian shorts take everything people love about a classic tropical print and crank it up, with palms, flamingos, sunsets and pure summer chaos splashed across comfortable, quick drying shorts. Flamingo shorts are a particular favourite, packing bold pink birds and retro details into a pair that looks brilliant by the pool and even better in the holiday photos. Both styles are designed to match a shirt in the same print, so you can build a full Hawaiian short set or matching co-ord whenever you want maximum impact.

These shorts are made for sunshine. The lightweight fabric keeps you cool in the heat, the elasticated drawstring waist keeps them comfortable all day, and the quick drying finish means they are just as happy in the pool as out of it. Wear them on their own as bold standalone mens shorts, or as part of a matching set with the shirt to match for that complete holiday look.

If you are wondering what shorts to wear with a Hawaiian shirt, the easy answer is the matching pair from the same set, so everything lines up perfectly. As with every pair we sell, a large portion of each order goes to mental health charities across the UK. So you get the funniest, most tropical shorts on the beach, and you help support a genuinely good cause while you are at it. That is sunshine style with real substance.

Yes, and this is one of the best things about the collection. Almost every pair of Shit Shorts is designed to match a shirt in the exact same outrageous print, so you can buy them on their own or build a complete matching short set. A mens short set takes all the guesswork out of getting dressed, because the top and bottom are made to go together, with the print flowing from the shirt straight down to the shorts for maximum, head turning impact.

Buying the set is the easiest way to look like the funniest, most confident person in the room. Throw on the matching shit shorts and shirt, add a bucket hat and a pair of funky sunglasses, and you have a full co-ord short set sorted in seconds. It is brilliant for festivals, holidays, pool parties and stag dos, where a whole group in matching sets looks coordinated, hilarious and impossible to miss.

You are never locked into wearing the full set though. The beauty of our shorts is their flexibility. Wear them as standalone mens shorts with a plain tee, mix and match different prints across your wardrobe, or split a set so the shorts and shirt each pull double duty. However you wear them, the quality stays the same, lightweight, comfortable and built to last wash after wash.

If you are shopping for a matching short set, simply look for the shorts and shirt in the same design and add both to your basket. And remember, a large portion of every order, whether it is a single pair of shorts or a full matching set, goes to mental health charities across the UK. So building your loudest ever co-ord also helps fund real support and start important conversations along the way. Buying the full set is simply the easiest way to make the biggest possible entrance.

It is a fair question, because plenty of novelty shorts look fun in a photo and feel awful to actually wear. Shit Shorts are built to be the opposite. While the prints are loud, wacky and unapologetically over the top, the make is genuinely good, and that is something our customers comment on again and again in their reviews. People often expect a throwaway novelty and are pleasantly surprised by a pair they reach for all summer long.

The fabric is lightweight, breathable and quick drying, which is exactly what you want from shorts designed for festivals, holidays and hot days. The elasticated drawstring waist keeps them comfortable whether you are sitting, dancing, swimming or lounging, and the easy cut never digs in or feels restrictive. You can genuinely wear a pair from midday at the pool right through to a late night out without a single complaint.

Durability matters just as much as comfort. Our prints are made to hold their bright, bold colours wash after wash, so your shorts still look the business long after their first outing. Customers regularly tell us their pairs survive numerous washes, holidays and heavy nights out without fading or losing shape, which makes them strong value for money despite the loud looks.

Comfort and quality also come with peace of mind. Every pair ships in recycled, planet friendly packaging with fast, tracked delivery, and is backed by thousands of five star reviews and a friendly customer service team. So yes, you can absolutely wear a pair of our shit shorts all day and all night. They will keep up with you, look outrageous the whole time, and help fund mental health charities while they do it. For shorts this loud, that level of comfort and durability genuinely surprises people in the best way.

Shit Shorts make brilliant gifts, and they are some of the best stag do shorts you can buy. If you are shopping for someone who loves to stand out, has a great sense of humour or is impossible to buy for, a pair of loud, outrageous shorts is a guaranteed winner. It is the kind of present that gets a proper laugh when it is opened and then actually gets worn all summer, which is exactly what you want from a gift.

For stag dos, shorts are hard to beat. Kitting the whole group out in matching shit shorts, or full matching short sets with the shirts to match, instantly makes everyone look coordinated, hilarious and easy to spot, whether you are roaming a city, hitting the bars or causing chaos at a festival. The photos are unforgettable, and the groom is guaranteed to be the most outrageous looking member of the party. The same works for holidays with friends, rugby tours, birthdays and any group occasion where blending in is not the goal.

Gifting is made easy too. With a huge range of bold prints, from Hawaiian and flamingo shorts to neon and psychedelic designs, you can pick a pair to suit the recipient's personality. If you are unsure on size, the relaxed cut and drawstring waist give a bit of breathing room, the size guide on each product page helps you choose, and gift cards are available if you would rather let them pick their own.

There is also a feel good bonus that sets these gifts apart. A large portion of every pair sold goes to mental health charities across the UK. So when you give a pair of Shit Shorts, you are handing over the funniest shorts at the party and quietly supporting a cause that matters at the same time. That is a gift that keeps on giving.

Yes, and this is the part we are proudest of. Shit Shirt Club is a mental health awareness brand first and a clothing brand second. A large portion of every pair of Shit Shorts sold goes to mental health charities across the UK, helping fund real, practical support for people who need it. We have worked with organisations such as Suffolk Mind, and in recent years we have helped fund a mental health helpline that supports thousands of people. When you buy a pair from this collection, that purchase becomes part of something much bigger than fashion.

The brand was founded on a deeply personal mission. After our founder lost his best friend to mental illness, he turned grief into purpose, using the laughter and connection that loud clothes created on his travels to start conversations about mental health. That is why every pair is intentionally loud. The whole point is to get people talking, because a stranger asking where you got your outrageous shorts can be the start of a conversation that genuinely helps someone.

So why buy from Shit Shirt Club rather than anywhere else? Because you get the best of both worlds. You get a brilliantly made, bold and hilarious pair of shorts that turns heads at festivals, holidays and parties, and you get the knowledge that your money is doing real good. Add in fast tracked delivery, recycled packaging, thousands of five star reviews and a friendly team that genuinely cares, and the choice becomes easy.

In short, our shit shorts let you look ridiculous, feel great and back a cause that matters, all at once. Wear your worst to do your best. That is the heart of Shit Shirt Club, and every pair in this collection carries that mission with it. Wear a pair, start a conversation, and help someone out there feel a little less alone.