Shipping Policy
Shipping Destinations:
- We now only ship within the UK. Sorry international friends—our shirts are staying local for now.
Shipping Methods:
- All orders are shipped via DHL Next Day Delivery. That’s right—shirts flying through the air and landing at your door faster than your fashion regrets.
Shipping Rates:
- Mainland UK: £4.95 flat rate
- FREE shipping on orders over £50 (Mainland UK only)
- Northern Ireland & Highlands: £19.95 flat rate (always—no freebies here, sorry!)
- No international shipping available at this time
Handling Time:
- Orders placed before 2pm Monday to Friday are dispatched the same day
- Orders placed after 2pm or on weekends ship the next working day
Estimated Delivery Times:
- Mainland UK: Next working day after dispatch
- Northern Ireland & Highlands: Usually 1–2 days after dispatch
Tracking Your Order:
Once your order’s on its way, you’ll get a tracking number from DHL with all the bells and whistles:
- Real-time tracking to your doorstep
- Photo proof of delivery
- SMS or email delivery updates
- Options to rearrange your delivery if you’re out pretending to work
Packaging:
- All orders are shipped in our 100% recycled (and very loud) packaging. Stylish and sustainable, just like you.
Shipping Insurance:
- All shipments are covered up to £150 via DHL.
Return & Exchange Policy:
- Change of heart? No problem. Start your return or exchange process by dropping us an email at info@shitshirt.club. Just a heads up, return shipping costs are on you.
Damaged Shipments:
- Oops! If your order arrives in less than perfect condition, please let us know immediately by contacting us via email. We’re here to help.
Contact Us:
- Questions? Concerns? Compliments? Reach out to us for any shipping-related queries at info@shitshirt.club. We’d love to hear from you!
Updates and Notifications:
You’ll get:
- An order confirmation
- A shipping notification with tracking
- A delivery confirmation once it lands
Thank you for choosing Shit Shirt Club. Happy shopping!