All Shit Shirt Club shirts are made from a high-performance polyester and spandex blend, chosen for one reason: it works. Whether you’re wearing it to a festival, on holiday, or out for drinks, this fabric keeps you cool, comfortable and ready to cause a scene.
This specific blend is the secret sauce behind our outrageous shirts. Here’s why:
And because life’s too short for dull colours, this combo locks in our loud prints with wash-after-wash durability. You can expect bright, bold patterns that stay sharp and vibrant no matter how many times you rinse the regrets away.
In short: these are durable, breathable, stretchy, bold shirts that were made to stand out and survive the chaos.
Every Shit Shirt Club blazer is made from 100 percent linen. That means you get a breathable, lightweight fabric that looks just as cool as it feels. It is the ultimate partner-in-crime to your shit shirt or shit suit, built for chaos, comfort and conversations.
So why linen? Because it is the gold standard when it comes to natural fibres — spun from flax plants and designed to thrive in wild, sweaty, or stylish situations. Whether you are hitting a beach wedding, tearing up a festival, or rocking a full shit suit at a stag do, linen is your ride-or-die.
Here is why we love it:
Our shit blazers are made to stand out. They are bold, eccentric and designed to be worn with confidence. Whether you are mixing one with your favourite bad shirt or committing fully to a shit suit, our linen tailoring keeps you feeling fresh and looking like you own the room.
Yes, absolutely. Every piece of Shit Shirt Club clothing is proudly unisex because bold prints, confident style, and raising mental health awareness are for everyone. Our shit shirts, blazers, and accessories are designed without gender in mind and with self-expression at heart.
We create fits that flex with you, no matter how you identify. Whether you're rocking a shit shirt at a festival, throwing on a shit blazer for a wedding, or repping one of our bad hats on the beach, our clothing is made for anyone who wants to be seen, heard, and feel good doing it.
Each product page includes a full size guide to help you choose the best fit based on your body, not your gender. The fabrics stretch. The cuts move. And the vibe? Entirely up to you.
We believe fashion should be expressive, inclusive and a little bit rebellious. That is why we design clothing that invites everyone in. Wear what you love, how you love to wear it, and help us make noise for mental health while you are at it.
No labels. No limits. Just shit shirts, shit blazers, and unfiltered style for all.
No. Shit Shirt Club shirts are designed to last, not to lose their shape or personality.
Every shirt is crafted from our signature polyester-spandex blend. This premium fabric keeps your shirt looking bold, feeling great, and standing out even after multiple washes. Unlike cotton, which often shrinks or fades, our fabric blend is made to resist both, meaning your shit shirt stays just as loud and vibrant as the day it arrived.
Here is why our fabric choice makes all the difference:
So go ahead. Dance in it. Spill in it. Wash it again and again. Your shit shirt was made for chaos and built to survive it.
Yes, but only where it makes sense. At Shit Shirt Club, we keep our branding subtle because the designs do all the talking.
All of our shit shirts feature a discreet white icon logo, usually placed near the hem or sleeve. It’s shown clearly in the product images and designed to complement your outfit, not compete with it. We used to offer shirts with a large SH*T SHIRT CLUB logo across the back, but based on customer feedback, we retired those versions to keep the focus on the print.
Our shit blazers and bucket hats are 100 percent logo-free. This ensures your outfit stays clean, loud, and intentional, without any unwanted distractions. For sunglasses, you might notice a small white logo on the arm, giving a subtle nod to the brand without overpowering the look.
What you see is what you get. If a product has a logo, you’ll see it in the images. If not, it’s as minimalist as it sounds.
So whether you're showing off your shirt with pride or keeping things low-key, every piece is made to stand out for its style, not its label. Shit Shirt Club is about bold prints, not bold branding.
We don't currently create one-off custom shirts or small personalised orders. But if you're thinking on a larger scale, we're all ears.
Right now, custom shit shirt designs are available for bulk orders of 200 units or more. This helps us maintain the same outrageous quality, bold prints, and vibrant colour that make every shirt in our lineup festival-worthy and built to last.
Whether you're outfitting a sports team, events crew, bar staff, stag do, or just have a brilliant brand idea that deserves the loudest shirt possible, we’d love to hear it. From wild prints to custom labels, we’ll work with you to craft something that’s 100 percent yours, while still raising mental health awareness through dopamine dressing.
We’re here for ambitious collaborations with a purpose.
Interested in ordering 200+ shirts? Email us at info@shitshirt.club with your concept, timeline, and any design ideas you have. We'll help bring your boldest vision to life.
Absolutely. Nothing says squad goals like a group rocking matching shit shirts.
Whether you're planning a stag do, sports tour, team trip, charity fundraiser, corporate away day, or full-blown festival invasion, we’ve got you covered. Group orders are always welcome and we offer exclusive discounts on larger quantities to make it even more worthwhile.
Every group order includes the same premium quality, standout prints, and quick dispatch as our individual orders. You’ll also be supporting our mission to raise mental health awareness through bold fashion, one outrageous outfit at a time.
To arrange your group order (and get your discount), email us at info@shitshirt.club with the following:
From there, we’ll work with you directly to make sure your entire crew gets kitted out in something unforgettable. Loud. Legendary. Properly coordinated.
Yes, you can. We offer wholesale partnerships for bold retailers who believe fashion should be fun, expressive and have purpose.
If you run a festival stall, pop-up boutique, barbershop, concept store, or online shop and want to stand out from the crowd, Shit Shirt Club wholesale gives you the chance to stock the loudest shirts with the biggest mission. Every sale supports mental health awareness through bold self-expression and conversation-starting style.
Our wholesale programme includes:
Every item is designed to turn heads and start conversations, while supporting our mission to raise awareness and funds for mental health causes.
Ready to get started?
Visit our Wholesale Page to browse the range and apply, or email us at info@shitshirt.club and we’ll help you get set up.
Let’s bring loud fashion with meaning to the masses.
We’ve made finding your perfect fit easy, whether you’re suiting up for a festival, a fancy dress party, or simply want to turn heads at your local pub.
Each product page on the Shit Shirt Club site includes a clear size guide with chest, shoulder, and shirt length measurements for every size. To get the best fit, we recommend laying your favourite shirt or blazer flat and comparing its measurements to our chart. That will give you the most accurate idea of what to expect from our sizing.
All of our shit shirts and shit blazers are made with a relaxed, unstructured cut designed for movement, comfort, and style. Whether you're dancing in a field or starting conversations in a beer garden, our fits are built to be bold and breathable.
If you're between sizes or want a looser, breezier fit that amplifies the full dopamine-dressing effect, we suggest sizing up.
No tight collars. No awkward sleeves. Just unapologetically bad shirts, made to fit legends.
Yes, our shirts are true to size and designed with a relaxed, easy-wearing fit that suits all kinds of bodies and all levels of bad taste. Whether you're heading to a festival, dressing up for a theme night, or just want to be the loudest shirt in the room, you can count on our shirts to fit comfortably right out of the parcel.
That said, if you're after an oversized, looser fit for extra movement (or maximum dramatic effect), feel free to size up, but for most, your regular size will do the trick.
When it comes to our blazers, we recommend checking the size chart on the product page before ordering. The fit can vary slightly from the shirts, especially around the shoulders and chest, so a quick check will help ensure you're totally confident in your choice.
Yes, our Shit Bucket Hats are designed as a one-size-fits-all, with a 60cm circumference that comfortably fits almost every head.
Why 60cm? Simple. Our founder has a massive head, and after years of struggling to find a bucket hat that didn’t feel like a swimming cap, he decided to do something about it. So we sized up, not just for him, but for every big thinker, big laugher, and big personality out there.
Whether you’re at a festival, in the park, or just topping off a chaotic outfit, our bucket hats are made to sit comfortably without squeezing or slipping. And if you’re coordinating with one of our matching shirts or co-ord sets, the roomy fit ensures your bad fashion statement stays comfy all day.
No, and that’s on purpose. At Shit Shirt Club, we know that not every body is built the same, so you can choose your shirt and blazer sizes separately to get the perfect fit, top to bottom.
When you shop a co-ord set, each product page (whether it's a shit shirt, blazer, or bucket hat) includes its own size drop-down menu. This means you’re in full control of the sizing, no more being stuck with a jacket that’s too tight or a shirt that’s too baggy just because they were bundled together.
Want a looser blazer and a snug shirt? Sorted. Prefer your shirt oversized and your jacket more tailored? Go for it. Our sizing system is designed for maximum flexibility, so your outfit not only turns heads but actually fits.
And if you need help choosing, just refer to the size guide on each product page.
Yes, every product we sell comes with its own dedicated size guide to help you find the perfect fit. Whether you're shopping for one of our gloriously bold shirts, laid-back bucket hats, structured blazers, or full co-ord sets, you’ll find a clear, easy-to-read sizing chart on the product page.
We understand that sizing can vary between product types (for example, our shirts and co-ords are generally true to size, while blazers can run more fitted), so each item has a tailored guide to suit its style and fit.
Our size charts include measurements such as chest width, length, and sleeve length, and they're based on actual product measurements, not vague estimates. If you're between sizes or unsure, we always recommend sizing up for that extra comfort and confidence.
Yes, you can. If your shirt, blazer, or any other item doesn’t fit quite right, we’re more than happy to accept a return, as long as it meets our return policy conditions.
You’ll need to let us know within 14 days of receiving your order that you’d like to return or exchange it. From there, you’ve got another 14 days to send it back to us. Just make sure the item is unworn, in its original packaging, and in a re-saleable condition.
To start the return process, simply drop us an email at info@shitshirt.club with your order number and reason for the return. We’ll guide you from there.
So go ahead, try that gloriously bold shirt on in front of the mirror. If it’s not the right fit, we’ve got your back.
At the moment, no, we only ship within the United Kingdom. While we’d love to see Shit Shirt Club gear causing a scene on beaches, boulevards, and bar crawls around the globe, we’ve made the decision to keep our shirts local (for now).
Why? Because we want to ensure every order arrives fast, reliably, and in one glorious, recycled package, and right now, that means staying UK-only. Expanding internationally is on our radar, but we’re committed to doing it right when the time comes.
If you’re outside the UK and feeling left out, don’t worry, we see you. You can still follow our movement on social, sign up to our email list, and be the first to know when worldwide shipping goes live.
For now, our shirts are a UK-exclusive party. But we promise, the moment that changes, you’ll be the first to hear about it.
We like to keep things simple, fast, and fair, just like a good shit shirt party.
Here’s how our shipping costs break down:
We ship all orders via DHL Next Day Delivery, so your outrageous outfit arrives fast, safe, and with full tracking and delivery updates.
Whether you're panic-ordering before a festival or just want to strut sooner, you’ll know exactly when to expect your gear. And yes, all our packaging is 100% recycled and unapologetically loud.
Pretty damn fast. All Shit Shirt Club orders are shipped via DHL Next Day Delivery, which means your new favourite outfit could be at your door faster than your group chat decides on a festival theme.
Here’s how it works:
Estimated delivery times:
Once your order is on its way, you’ll receive:
We know you’re excited to get your shit shirt, bucket hat, or co-ord set in your hands (and on your body), so we do everything we can to make delivery quick, reliable, and drama-free.
Shipping Rates:
Updates and Notifications:
You’ll get:
No stress, DHL’s got your back (and your bad shirt).
If you're not home when your Shit Shirt Club order arrives, DHL will leave you a delivery update via SMS or email with a few handy options. You’ll be able to:
We recommend keeping an eye on your tracking link once your item has been dispatched so you can make any changes ahead of time if needed.
Yes, we get it. Sometimes your shirt’s louder than expected (and that’s saying something). If you change your mind, you’re fully entitled to return your order under UK distance selling regulations.
You have 14 days from the date you receive your order to notify us that you’d like to return it, and a further 14 days to send the item(s) back. You don’t need to give a reason, though we’d always love to hear your feedback.
To be eligible for a return, your items must be:
Once we’ve received and inspected your return, we’ll process your refund to your original payment method. Please allow up to 14 working days from receipt of the return.
Important notes:
We may be Shit Shirt Club, but we’re good people, and we’ll do our best to make your return easy and stress-free.
Absolutely, if your shirt doesn't quite fit right or you're eyeing a different design, we're happy to help with an exchange.
At Shit Shirt Club, we want you to feel confident and comfortable in your loudest look. If you’d like to swap your item for a different size or style, here’s how it works:
Important Info:
Need help choosing the right size this time around? Check out the size guide on each product page, or drop us a message, we’re always happy to help.
At Shit Shirt Club, we know confidence comes from a good fit, and a great conversation starter. Let’s get you into the right shirt.
Once we receive your returned item and verify that it meets our return criteria, we’ll begin processing your refund. While we aim to be as speedy as possible, we ask that you allow up to 14 working days from the date we receive your return for the refund to appear in your account.
Here’s how the process works:
We appreciate your patience, and your support for a movement that’s changing lives, one gloriously shit shirt at a time.
Yes, if you're returning an item because you’ve had a change of heart, you'll need to cover the return shipping costs yourself.
We’re a small, mission-driven brand (not some mega-retailer with warehouses the size of Wales), so we’re unable to offer free returns on standard orders. This helps us keep our prices fair, maximise donations to mental health charities, and minimise unnecessary waste from impulse purchases.
If your order shows up looking less than fabulous, whether it’s damaged in transit or not what you ordered, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.
At Shit Shirt Club, we take pride in delivering high-quality gear that stands out for all the right reasons. So if something's not right, we’ll make it right.
Here’s what to do:
Contact us ASAP
Once we’ve reviewed your claim, we’ll arrange either a replacement or refund, depending on the situation and your preference. If a return is required, we’ll provide return instructions, and in cases of damage or error on our part, we’ll cover the return shipping costs.
What if the wrong item was sent?
If you received a shirt, blazer, or accessory that wasn’t what you ordered (wrong size, wrong design, or wrong item entirely), let us know and we’ll fix it without hassle. Mistakes can happen, but silence shouldn’t be one of them.
Your satisfaction matters just as much as our mission. Whether it’s your first shit shirt or your tenth, we want you to feel proud wearing it, and confident that we’ve got your back if anything goes sideways.
Listen up, our soon-to-be fashion maverick! The ‘Shit Shirt Subscription’ is not just another subscription. It’s your one-way ticket to the land of sartorial adventure. As part of your subscription, you’ll receive a bad shirt from our collection every month, delivered straight to your door. Why should you bother, you ask? Because life is too short for boring clothes! Join us, and let’s make every day a parade of bad Hawaiian clothing, bad taste clothing, and every other flavour of bad clothing you can imagine!
Well, my dear shit shirt aficionado, we know you’re keen as mustard to strut your stuff in our shit mens clothing, and we’re just as excited to see you in it! After signing up for our subscription, you can expect your first splash of shit clothing delight to arrive at your doorstep within 1-3 business days. However, do bear in mind that these timeframes are estimates and can vary based on your location. So, while you’re waiting, why not plan out your grand unveiling?
Excellent question, fashion connoisseur! While our subscription service and individual purchases both offer an assortment of our shit taste clothing, they are not necessarily the same. The beauty of our subscription service is that you get an exclusive, curated selection of our shit shirts delivered to your door every month. It’s like a surprise party for your wardrobe! As for our individual sale items, they allow you to pick and choose your favourite pieces from our collection, ensuring your personal taste in shit clothing is always catered for.
Oh, what a great friend you are, thinking of your mate’s wardrobe like that! Absolutely, our Shit Shirt Club subscriptions make excellent gifts. What better way to say “I care about your fashion sense” than by gifting your friend a monthly dose of shit taste clothing? Simply go to our subscription page, enter your friend’s details instead of yours, and voila! Your friend is now part of the Shit Shirt Club. A word of warning though, you might just make them the talk of the town with their shit shirts!
Don’t fret, we’ve got you covered! Just drop us an email and let us know what size would have you looking and feeling more dapper. We’ll update our system and make sure your next shirt has the right fit on your bad shirt subscription. It’ll be like having a tailor, but one who specialises in eye-popping fashion!
