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We ship all Shit Shirt Club orders using fast, reliable DHL Next Day Delivery. If you order before 2pm (Monday to Friday) and your delivery address is in England or Wales, your outrageous new shit shirt or bad taste clothing should arrive the very next working day. Orders placed after 2pm will be sent the following working day, so expect delivery to take one additional day.

If you're ordering our shit fashion from the Highlands of Scotland or Northern Ireland, your mental health awareness shirt or festival-ready shit apparel may take up to 3 working days to arrive, due to regional courier times.

As soon as your order is dispatched, you’ll get a tracking number and real-time updates from DHL. You’ll know exactly when your bad shirt or shit outfit is on its way, including a one-hour delivery window, photo proof of delivery, and full parcel tracking. DHL also lets you:

• Change your delivery address
• Redirect to a local ServicePoint
• Nominate a specific neighbour for drop-off
• Tell them which neighbour not to leave your package with
• No surprises. No stress. Just fast delivery of the worst shirts you’ve ever loved.

We know your shit clothes are more than just party wear. Whether it’s a shit shirt outfit for a stag do or a statement mental health apparel piece that starts conversations, we work hard to make sure it gets to you quickly and securely.

We get it. Sometimes even the best shit shirt misses the mark. That’s why we’ve made our returns policy simple and stress-free. If your order of shit clothes, mental health apparel or statement-making bad fashion doesn’t fit or just isn’t your vibe, you can return it within 14 days of receiving it. After notifying us, you’ll have another 14 days to send it back.

To qualify, items must be:

• Unworn
• In original packaging
• In a fully re-saleable condition

This applies to all shit shirts, mental health awareness clothing and limited-edition shit shirt outfits from our collection.

Please note: return shipping is your responsibility. If your order included a free gift, that must be returned too. If not, the value of the gift will be deducted from your refund. For peace of mind, we strongly recommend tracked postage.

Once we’ve received and inspected your item, your refund will be processed within 14 working days. No fuss. No hidden nonsense. Just honest policies from a shit shirt company that believes bad clothing should be good to deal with.

Want more info? Head to our full Refund & Returns page, linked in the footer.

You’re free to shop shit shirts your way. At Shit Shirt Club, we’re not here to trap you in a subscription. Whether you're hunting for the perfect shit shirt outfit for a party, need one statement piece for that unforgettable stag do, or just want to try shit fashion for the first time, you can buy any item as a one-off with no commitment.

We offer individual purchases across our full range of shit shirts, shit clothes, and shit apparel. That includes everything from mental health shirts to outrageous dopamine-fuelled shit clothing made to break the ice and spark conversation. Every shirt supports our mission as a proudly loud, proudly weird shit shirt company raising awareness for mental health through bold design.

If you’re the kind of person who lives for chaos in your wardrobe and wants new shit shirt outfits delivered on the regular, the Shit Shirt Subscription is the way to go. Subscribers get limited-edition shit shirts delivered monthly or bi-monthly, often featuring exclusive designs you won’t find anywhere else. It's the easiest way to build your collection, support our mental health apparel mission, and enjoy a dose of wearable madness on repeat.

In short, whether you want to dip your toe or dive in headfirst, we make it easy to shop shit shirts however suits you best.

Right now, Shit Shirt Club only ships within the United Kingdom. While we’ve had plenty of love from fans around the world who want to rock our outrageous shit shirts and proudly support mental health apparel, our current focus is making sure UK customers get the fastest and smoothest delivery experience possible.

Every order of shit shirts, shit clothes, and shit fashion is shipped via DHL Next Day Delivery when placed before 2pm, Monday to Friday. That includes full tracking, a 1-hour ETA window, and photo confirmation. Whether you're in England, Wales, Scotland or Northern Ireland, your shit shirt outfit should be at your door in no time.

We know there’s global demand for our shit shirt company’s signature style and mental health awareness clothing, so international delivery is firmly on our radar. We’re actively reviewing customer requests and looking to expand soon. If you're outside the UK and want to be first to know when international shipping opens, sign up to our newsletter or drop us a message. We'd love to hear from you.

Until then, we’re all about serving the UK with top-tier shit clothing, quick fulfilment, and no-nonsense delivery. For more, check our Shipping & Delivery section or hit up the FAQs.

Finding your perfect fit is all part of the Shit Shirt Club experience. Whether you're planning a bold shit shirt night, dressing for a festival, or layering your shit apparel for max chaos, your shirt should feel just as wild as it looks. All our shit shirts are designed with a relaxed, inclusive fit that works for every body, every vibe, and every party.

We offer sizes S to 5XL across our full collection of shit clothing, from our iconic mental health shirts to limited-edition shit outfits and blazers. To make it easy, every product page includes a Size Guide link next to the size dropdown. There you’ll find exact measurements in inches for chest, length and sleeves for all shit fashion items.

Quick sizing tips:

• Go true to size if you want a standard fit.
• Size up for that signature oversized shit shirt look.
• Need extra help? Our support team is here to guide you to the best party-ready size.

As a leading shit shirt company with a mission behind the madness, we want everyone to feel good in their gear. From shit clothes that raise eyebrows to mental health awareness clothing that raises funds, every size should feel like a statement.

Your perfect shit shirt outfit is just a click away.

Why not both? At Shit Shirt Club, we believe outrageous style should never mean compromising on quality. Every one of our shit shirts is made using a premium spandex-polyester blend, specially chosen to make your shit outfit not just stand out but hold up too. This blend is lightweight, breathable, wrinkle-resistant and colour-rich, keeping your loudest prints looking sharp wear after wear, wash after wash. Whether you're hitting a shit shirt night, heading on holiday or dancing through a mental health awareness event, our shirts are built to last and made to move.

Our shit apparel isn’t just party gear – it's designed for all-day comfort with a side of chaos. From spontaneous night outs to planned shit shirt parties, you’ll never break a sweat in one of our breathable designs.

Our blazers are cut from high-quality linen, balancing that tailored edge with a carefree vibe. Lightweight and structured, they’re ideal for layering over shit shirts when you're dressing up your shit fashion without toning it down.

So yes, they’re good fun. But behind every mental health shirt, shit shirt outfit and piece of shit clothing we make, there’s serious quality, attention to detail and purpose. Because we're not just any shit shirt company. We’re here to raise the bar on bad taste, while raising awareness for mental health through clothing that starts conversations and turns heads.

This is shit fashion that feels as good as it looks. Every time.

Absolutely. As soon as your shit shirt, mental health shirt or party-starting blazer is packed and ready to ship, we’ll send you a shipping confirmation email with your tracking link included. We partner with trusted couriers like DHL to ensure your shit apparel reaches you quickly, securely and with complete visibility from dispatch to doorstep.

You’ll be able to track your parcel in real time, whether it’s being sorted, scanned or shot through the system with party-level urgency. This means you’ll always know exactly where your shit shirt outfit is, every step of the way.

If you don’t see your tracking email within 48 hours of placing your order, make sure to check your spam or junk folder. Still missing? Reach out to our support team and we’ll get things sorted faster than you can say “bad taste, good cause.”

We know you’re eager to rock your shit clothing. That’s why we keep it simple, fast and fully trackable, no surprises, just pure, proudly chaotic delivery from the UK’s loudest shit shirt company.