Every shit shirt outfit helps raise awareness and funds for mental health causes across the UK. By wearing what others won’t, you’re starting conversations others don’t.
Every shit shirt outfit helps raise awareness and funds for mental health causes across the UK. By wearing what others won’t, you’re starting conversations others don’t.
Step into the spotlight with the UK’s loudest shirts for men and women. From neon nightmares to wild patterned prints, our collection of loud shirts, colourful shirts, and lairy button-ups is made for parties, holidays, pub crawls, and people who don’t do beige. Whether you're hunting mens loud shirts, womens bright shirts, or the most outrageous Hawaiian shirts known to mankind, you've just found the loud shirt capital of the internet.
Bought some loud shirts for a group of us at the Hong Kong 7s rugby and they went down a storm! Great shirts, great vibes. What's not to love?!
SH
Fantastic range of loud shirts for any theme!
A fantastic range of loud shirts for any theme, great quality that lasts even after numerous washes. Highly recommend anyone to go and get them from Bad Shirt Club.
Thomas Sherratt
The designs & quality are top tier!
I have no desire to ever wear a non-Bad Shirt Club loud shirt on my nights out, festivals or for a chilled out Sunday afternoon in the park. Quality is top tier, and the designs are impeccable!
Daniel
Love Bad Shirt Club ❤️
You’ll stand out from the crowd! I always win the loud shirt contests haha! They not only support a great cause but are also size inclusive, which as a plus size girl is amazing!
Amy Stevens
For a fantastic cause!
Fantastic company, for a fantastic cause, with some fantastically (weird and cool) loud shirts.
Peter Farrelly
Love the Bad Shirt Club 🫶🏼😎
The loud shirt was lairy, bright and certainly caused a lot of comments, but one thing it was not is bad. It is actually well made, fits great, is comfortable, and I think it's a good value.
Daren Parr
Will DEFINITELY be getting more!
The quality of the loud shirts and the designs are phenomenal! Everything was spot on, from the initial order to the delivery - cannot fault anything! Truly love my loud shirts and will DEFINITELY be getting more! 👍
Hal Frogley
10 out of 10 for all aspects!
I LOVE your loud shirts! They’re amazing, fit comfortably and sit really well. Truly worth a 10 out of 10 for all aspects!
@alongthefrog
Best loud shirts ever!
The loud shirts are amazing, the quality of the shirts and the designs are phenomenal! Everything was spot on, from the initial order to the delivery - cannot fault anything! Truly love my loud shirts and will DEFINITELY be getting more! 👍
Hal Frogley
Assault on the senses!
As a lover of loud shirts, I took out a subscription in November 2024. Since then, every month, 2 days after the payment confirmation a package arrives with yet another assault on the senses enclosed.
Mark Chitty
Loud Shirts For Mental Health
At Shit Shirt Club, every loud shirt tells a bigger story. Whether you are wearing one of our men’s loud shirts, bright party shirts, or colourful women’s shirts, you are not just making a statement in style. You are helping raise awareness and funds for mental health across the UK.
We believe the loudest shirt in the room should also be the one that sparks real conversations. Our outrageous designs are more than bad taste brilliance. Each lairy shirt or bold button-up you wear is a small stand against stigma and a big step toward support.
So whether you're picking up a loud Hawaiian shirt for a stag night or choosing colourful shirts to boost your mood, you're also backing something that matters. We donate a large portion of our profits to UK mental health charities and champion positive mental health every step of the way.
Because bold shirts should do more than stand out. They should stand for something.
Think you're rocking the loudest shirt in the UK? Prove it and we’ll send you another. To get a free shirt, post a public photo or video of yourself wearing one of our loud shirts on Instagram or TikTok, tag @shitshirt.club, and invite us as a collaborator on the post. Whether you're styling one of our lairy shirts for a stag do, showing off a bright patterned shirt at brunch, or flexing a colourful button-up on holiday, we want to see it. If your post meets the brief, you’ll receive a free shirt straight from our most outrageous collection.
Yes. Every single loud shirt we sell features our official Shit Shirt Club logo. It’s subtly printed into the chaos of the design so it blends with the madness without taking centre stage. Whether you're styling one of our bright shirts for a beach party, choosing a lairy shirt for a stag do, or wearing a loud Hawaiian shirt to brunch, the discreet white logo marks your membership to the UK's loudest fashion cult.
Unlike cheap branding slapped on top, our logo is integrated with intent. You’ll find it carefully placed on all our loud shirts for men and women, from loud patterned shirts and colourful button-ups to psychedelic Hawaiian shirts and full loud holiday shirt sets. It’s the seal of disapproval from the boldest, most inappropriate loud shirt shop in the UK.
Worried about where it appears? Don’t be. Every product photo clearly shows the logo placement, so if you’re browsing loud shirts mens, colourful womens shirts, or bright shirts for your next pub crawl, there are no surprises. What you see is exactly what you wear.
No mens loud shirt is complete without it. No colourful shirt earns full Shit Shirt Club status until it’s been stamped with our badge of dishonour. So whether you’re shopping for loud shirts UK, mens bright coloured shirts, or ladies loud shirts to shake up the weekend, wear it proud. Wear it loud. Logo included.
If you’re bold enough to wear one of our loud shirts, we’re bold enough to reward you for it. Whether you’re rocking a bright shirt at brunch, a lairy shirt at a stag do, or turning heads in one of our colourful shirts at a festival, we want to see it. Post it, tag us, and get rewarded with a free shirt from the UK’s most outrageously inappropriate shirt brand.
To qualify, all you need to do is:
Snap a photo or video wearing your favourite loud shirt from our collection.
Post it publicly to Instagram, TikTok, or Facebook.
Tag us using @shitshirt.club.
Invite us as a collaborator on the post.
Once your post hits 20 likes, we’ll send you a free shirt. It could be anything from our mens loud shirts, loud button up shirts, or full-on loud Hawaiian shirts. No forms. No gimmicks. Just vibrant, loud print shirts that do more than get you noticed. They get you rewarded.
From mens colourful shirts to loud shirts womens, this is your chance to join the dopamine dressing revolution. Whether it’s loud holiday shirts, bright coloured shirts, or just the worst shirt you’ve ever seen, wear it, share it, and earn one more. One terrible shirt at a time.
We get it. You’ve found the loudest shirt on the internet and need it now. Whether it’s a lairy shirt for a stag do, a bright shirt for a beach party, or a one-of-a-kind loud Hawaiian shirt for your next holiday, you want it on your body, not stuck in your basket. That’s why we keep delivery fast, trackable and stress-free.
All loud shirts for men and women are dispatched from our UK warehouse with DHL next-day tracked delivery. Place your order before 2PM Monday to Friday, and we’ll aim to ship it out the same day. From colourful shirts to mens loud shirts, your bad taste brilliance could be on its way in under 24 hours.
You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your loud shirt leaves HQ, so you can follow its journey from warehouse to wardrobe. Delivery across the UK usually takes 1 to 2 working days, depending on your location and any courier delays.
Whether you’re heading to a festival in loud patterned shirts, preparing for a night out in a loud button up shirt, or packing colourful mens shirts for a summer escape, our delivery service ensures your wardrobe chaos arrives right on time.
Got a question? Our UK-based support team is ready to help. Just drop us a message and mention your shirt emergency. No matter how outrageous, colourful or downright awful your order is, we’ll make sure it gets to you fast, loud and ready to wear.
Whether you’re gearing up for a stag do, hitting a beach party, or just want to own the loudest shirt at the BBQ, finding your perfect fit is essential. At Shit Shirt Club, we believe loud shirts should feel just as bold as they look. Every one of our loud shirts for men and women is designed with confidence, chaos and comfort in mind.
All our lairy shirts, bright shirts, and colourful shirts feature a relaxed, unisex fit that flatters every shape and size. From oversized loud party shirts to snug loud button up shirts, the fit is all about flexibility. Prefer a tighter feel? Go one size down. Want that oversized loud Hawaiian shirt energy? Go one up. Whether it’s mens loud shirts, colourful womens shirts, or psychedelic patterned shirts, we tailor every piece to help you stand out, not squeeze in.
Every product page includes a full Size Guide right next to the dropdown menu. It covers all our best-selling loud shirts UK wide, including mens bright coloured shirts, ladies loud shirts, loud summer shirts, and mens loud shirts UK wide. Still not sure? Drop us a message and we’ll help you find your next questionable fashion choice in the perfect fit.
When in doubt, go louder.
Wearing a loud shirt isn’t just about making a statement, it’s about owning the moment. Whether you’re rocking a lairy shirt at a festival, showing up in a bright shirt at a stag do, or embracing chaos at the beach in one of our colourful shirts, the right accessories turn volume up to maximum. At Shit Shirt Club, we don’t just sell loud shirts for men and women, we help you curate full-throttle bad taste outfits that are impossible to ignore.
To complete your loud Hawaiian shirt look, here’s what we recommend adding to your wardrobe of regret:
Bucket hats Match your bright shirt with one of our louder bucket hats. Built for bad decisions and worse weather, they’re the finishing touch for any mens loud shirt or loud shirt womens outfit.
Matching co-ords Double down on disorder. Our colourful mens shirts and loud print shirts pair perfectly with matching co-ords designed to clash with absolute confidence.
Bum bags A lairy shirt with a bum bag is a festival classic. The louder the better. Neon earns extra points.
Loud sunglasses Nothing says “I own this look” like a pair of shades so bad they’re good. Perfect for loud summer shirts, pool parties or turning heads at brunch.
The Loud Blazer Want to commit fully to bad taste? Throw a blazer over your loudest shirt for the loudest take on smart casual ever seen in the UK. Bonus points if the colours scream at each other.
We offer accessories that match the energy of our loudest Hawaiian shirts, men’s loud patterned shirts, and colourful womens shirts. From bucket hats to bum bags, our collection helps take your outfit from loud to unhinged.
Tip: The louder your shirt, the better your story. Loud shirts aren’t about blending in. They’re about standing out.
Wearing a loud shirt isn’t just about fashion. It’s a lifestyle choice. From lairy shirts at a stag do to colourful shirts for a beach party or loud Hawaiian shirts for a music festival, the key to pulling it off is attitude. At Shit Shirt Club, we don’t just sell loud shirts UK crowds can’t miss. We sell moments of mayhem stitched in colour.
Here’s how to wear a loud men's shirt or loud women’s shirt like you were born to stand out:
Own the chaos Confidence is everything. Whether you’re rocking psychedelic loud print shirts or retro bright shirts, wear it like it’s your signature look. From loud shirts mens edits to loud shirts womens drops, commit to the look.
Clash or keep it classic Pair your lairy shirt with denim or neutral shorts for balance, or lean in with clashing patterns. Accessorise with neon sunglasses, a matching co-ord, or a loud bucket hat to take your mens loud shirt from bold to bonkers.
Play with layers Throw your loud summer shirts over a vest, tee, or long sleeve for colder weather. Great for pub crawls, BBQs, or festivals when the sun’s gone but the party’s still raging.
Button it your way Keep it open for laid-back beach energy or buttoned-up for peak loud holiday shirts style. Our loud button up shirts work however you want to wear them.
Finish with flair Go even louder with accessories. Think Hawaiian blazers, mens bright coloured shirts, or taste-offending bum bags. If it makes your nan uncomfortable, you’re doing it right.
Start conversations Our loud shirts for men and womens loud shirts are designed to get noticed. From the loudest Hawaiian shirts UK has ever seen to colourful shirts for beach chaos, you’re wearing a story, not just a shirt.
Whether you’re after mens colourful shirts, ladies loud shirts, or the kind of loud patterned shirt that causes double takes in public, we’ve got you covered. At Shit Shirt Club, your style is your statement. Loud, proud, and never apologising for it.
The louder your shirt, the better your story. Wear it your way.
Winning a loud shirt competition takes more than just wearing a colourful shirt and hoping for the best. It’s about fully embracing chaos. From lairy shirts and loud Hawaiian shirts to clashing bright shirts and head-turning accessories, this is your chance to be loud and legendary.
Here’s how to win in style with our loud shirts for men and womens loud shirts, no matter the venue:
Start with the loudest shirt available
Browse our loud shirts mens range for the brightest, boldest, worst-taste shirts on the internet
Pick from colourful mens shirts, bright shirts, or mens loud patterned shirts that no one would dare wear sober
Want an instant win? Go for a loud Hawaiian shirt. Our loudest Hawaiian shirts UK festivals have seen are built for glory
From loud button up shirts to unmissable loud holiday shirts, you’ll find a shirt loud enough to offend
Add accessories that go too far
Match your mens loud shirt with a clashing bucket hat to double the damage
Layer up with lairy bum bags, neon sunglasses, or even a statement Hawaiian blazer
Go full send with one of our loud party shirts sets for a head-to-toe fashion meltdown
Bonus points: throw your loud summer shirt over a vest or long sleeve to add layers and chaos
Want to stand out even more?
Choose loud print shirts with patterns so aggressive they should be banned
Pick bright coloured shirts in animal print, tropical designs, or day-glo neon
Opt for men’s loud shirts that look like they were designed in a fever dream
Explore loud colourful shirts and ladies loud shirts for group entries and couple chaos
Top tips to win a loud shirt competition
Commit to the worst taste possible
Clash colours with purpose
Accessorise like you’ve lost control
Be confident, be bold, be unforgettable
At Shit Shirt Club, every shirt we design is built to win. Our loud shirts UK delivery means you can order last minute and still show up looking like a walking tropical explosion. Whether it’s mens bright coloured shirts, colourful womens shirts, or loudest shirts made to offend, the louder your shirt, the better your odds.
