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Bananas For Flamingos Shirt
Bananas For Flamingos Shirt
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Make room in your wardrobe for the loudest shirt this side of the tropics. The Bananas For Flamingos Shirt is a vibrant cocktail of chaos and confidence, blending exotic energy with unapologetic weirdness. Set against an electric purple base, this lairy masterpiece explodes with sunshine-yellow bananas, wild red flamingos, neon stars and turquoise polka dots.
Whether you’re flamingo-dancing at a beach party, downing pints at a stag do, or making questionable choices at a festival, this shirt guarantees you’ll never be forgotten. The print feels like a fever dream in the best way possible, screaming fun shirt from every angle and designed for the kind of character who thrives in the spotlight.
This isn’t just a funny shirt or a bright shirt. It’s a full-on bad shirt experience. A conversation-starter. A compliment magnet. A wearable warning that this isn’t your first rodeo, rave or ridiculous holiday. Every detail, from the hand-drawn bananas to the sketchbook-style flamingos, makes this shirt a masterpiece of madness.
Ideal for festivals, pool parties, holidays, or any occasion where you want to dial up the fun and ditch the ordinary. For the bold, the bizarre, and the banana-loving flamingo fanatics, the Bananas For Flamingos Shirt delivers full-frontal lairy greatness.
This is what a shit shirt should be.
Shipping Destinations:
- We now only ship within the UK. Sorry international friends—our shirts are staying local for now.
Shipping Methods:
- All orders are shipped via DHL Next Day Delivery. That’s right—shirts flying through the air and landing at your door faster than your fashion regrets.
Shipping Rates:
- Mainland UK: £4.95 flat rate
- FREE shipping on orders over £50 (Mainland UK only)
- Northern Ireland & Highlands: £19.95 flat rate (always—no freebies here, sorry!)
- No international shipping available at this time
Handling Time:
- Orders placed before 2pm Monday to Friday are dispatched the same day
- Orders placed after 2pm or on weekends ship the next working day
Estimated Delivery Times:
- Mainland UK: Next working day after dispatch
- Northern Ireland & Highlands: Usually 1–2 days after dispatch
Tracking Your Order:
Once your order’s on its way, you’ll get a tracking number from DHL with all the bells and whistles:
- Real-time tracking to your doorstep
- Photo proof of delivery
- SMS or email delivery updates
- Options to rearrange your delivery if you’re out pretending to work
Packaging:
- All orders are shipped in our 100% recycled (and very loud) packaging. Stylish and sustainable, just like you.
Shipping Insurance:
- All shipments are covered up to £150 via DHL.
Return & Exchange Policy:
- Change of heart? No problem. Start your return or exchange process by dropping us an email at info@shitshirt.club. Just a heads up, return shipping costs are on you.
Damaged Shipments:
- Oops! If your order arrives in less than perfect condition, please let us know immediately by contacting us via email. We’re here to help.
Contact Us:
- Questions? Concerns? Compliments? Reach out to us for any shipping-related queries at info@shitshirt.club. We’d love to hear from you!
Updates and Notifications:
You’ll get:
- An order confirmation
- A shipping notification with tracking
- A delivery confirmation once it lands
Thank you for choosing Shit Shirt Club. Happy shopping!
Introduction:
At Shit Shirt Club, we pride ourselves on delivering the most vibrant, attention-grabbing shirts and men’s co-ord sets designed to be conversation starters, both in style and as a beacon for mental health awareness. We understand that shopping online is different from in-person experiences, so we’ve crafted a Returns & Refunds Policy that upholds both UK law and our commitment to customer satisfaction.
Your Right to Cancel and Return:
As per the UK’s distance selling regulations, you have the right to notify us within 14 days of receiving your goods if you wish to cancel your order. Following this notification, you’ll have an additional 14 days to return the items to us. No reason is necessary, and we respect your decision.
Conditions for Returns:
- Eligibility: We can only process returns for items that are unworn, in their original packaging, and in a re-saleable condition. This ensures that our products maintain their quality for all customers.
- Notification Window: You must inform us of your intent to return within 14 days of receiving your order. Following this, you have another 14 days to send the item(s) back.
- Delivery Mode: For the safety and security of your returned items, we strongly advise using a tracked delivery service. Please note that we cannot be held responsible for items that don’t reach us without tracking evidence.
- Costs: Return postage must be borne by the customer. While we strive to offer competitive pricing and quality, we’re unable to refund the original shipping costs.
- Free Gifts: If your order included a complimentary gift, it must be returned alongside the purchased items. If the gift isn’t returned, we’ll deduct its value from your refund.
Processing Your Refund:
Upon receipt of the returned items and after verifying their condition, we will initiate the refund process. Kindly allow up to 14 working days from the date we receive the returned items for your refund to be processed. As a company dedicated to championing mental health, we appreciate your patience and understanding.
How to Return Your Items:
- Notify us of your intent to return via email at info@shitshirt.club within the 14-day window and we will provide you with the return address.
- Package your items carefully, ensuring they are in their original condition.
- Include a note inside the package with your order number for faster processing.
Exclusions:
Please understand that we reserve the right to refuse returns and refunds if the conditions stated above are not met. This policy is designed in accordance with UK law and to ensure the best possible experience for all of our cherished customers.
Questions & Concerns:
Our team is always here to assist. Should you have any questions regarding our Returns & Refunds Policy, or any other inquiries, please contact us at info@shitshirt.club. Your peace of mind is paramount to us, and we’re here to help every step of the way.
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Payment & Safety
Ensure secure transactions and peace of mind with our trusted payment methods. Your safety is our priority, we employ advanced security measures to protect your personal information and sensitive data.
Make room in your wardrobe for the loudest shirt this side of the tropics. The Bananas For Flamingos Shirt is a vibrant cocktail of chaos and confidence, blending exotic energy with unapologetic weirdness. Set against an electric purple base, this lairy masterpiece explodes with sunshine-yellow bananas, wild red flamingos, neon stars and turquoise polka dots.
Whether you’re flamingo-dancing at a beach party, downing pints at a stag do, or making questionable choices at a festival, this shirt guarantees you’ll never be forgotten. The print feels like a fever dream in the best way possible, screaming fun shirt from every angle and designed for the kind of character who thrives in the spotlight.
This isn’t just a funny shirt or a bright shirt. It’s a full-on bad shirt experience. A conversation-starter. A compliment magnet. A wearable warning that this isn’t your first rodeo, rave or ridiculous holiday. Every detail, from the hand-drawn bananas to the sketchbook-style flamingos, makes this shirt a masterpiece of madness.
Ideal for festivals, pool parties, holidays, or any occasion where you want to dial up the fun and ditch the ordinary. For the bold, the bizarre, and the banana-loving flamingo fanatics, the Bananas For Flamingos Shirt delivers full-frontal lairy greatness.
This is what a shit shirt should be.
Shipping Destinations:
- We now only ship within the UK. Sorry international friends—our shirts are staying local for now.
Shipping Methods:
- All orders are shipped via DHL Next Day Delivery. That’s right—shirts flying through the air and landing at your door faster than your fashion regrets.
Shipping Rates:
- Mainland UK: £4.95 flat rate
- FREE shipping on orders over £50 (Mainland UK only)
- Northern Ireland & Highlands: £19.95 flat rate (always—no freebies here, sorry!)
- No international shipping available at this time
Handling Time:
- Orders placed before 2pm Monday to Friday are dispatched the same day
- Orders placed after 2pm or on weekends ship the next working day
Estimated Delivery Times:
- Mainland UK: Next working day after dispatch
- Northern Ireland & Highlands: Usually 1–2 days after dispatch
Tracking Your Order:
Once your order’s on its way, you’ll get a tracking number from DHL with all the bells and whistles:
- Real-time tracking to your doorstep
- Photo proof of delivery
- SMS or email delivery updates
- Options to rearrange your delivery if you’re out pretending to work
Packaging:
- All orders are shipped in our 100% recycled (and very loud) packaging. Stylish and sustainable, just like you.
Shipping Insurance:
- All shipments are covered up to £150 via DHL.
Return & Exchange Policy:
- Change of heart? No problem. Start your return or exchange process by dropping us an email at info@shitshirt.club. Just a heads up, return shipping costs are on you.
Damaged Shipments:
- Oops! If your order arrives in less than perfect condition, please let us know immediately by contacting us via email. We’re here to help.
Contact Us:
- Questions? Concerns? Compliments? Reach out to us for any shipping-related queries at info@shitshirt.club. We’d love to hear from you!
Updates and Notifications:
You’ll get:
- An order confirmation
- A shipping notification with tracking
- A delivery confirmation once it lands
Thank you for choosing Shit Shirt Club. Happy shopping!
Introduction:
At Shit Shirt Club, we pride ourselves on delivering the most vibrant, attention-grabbing shirts and men’s co-ord sets designed to be conversation starters, both in style and as a beacon for mental health awareness. We understand that shopping online is different from in-person experiences, so we’ve crafted a Returns & Refunds Policy that upholds both UK law and our commitment to customer satisfaction.
Your Right to Cancel and Return:
As per the UK’s distance selling regulations, you have the right to notify us within 14 days of receiving your goods if you wish to cancel your order. Following this notification, you’ll have an additional 14 days to return the items to us. No reason is necessary, and we respect your decision.
Conditions for Returns:
- Eligibility: We can only process returns for items that are unworn, in their original packaging, and in a re-saleable condition. This ensures that our products maintain their quality for all customers.
- Notification Window: You must inform us of your intent to return within 14 days of receiving your order. Following this, you have another 14 days to send the item(s) back.
- Delivery Mode: For the safety and security of your returned items, we strongly advise using a tracked delivery service. Please note that we cannot be held responsible for items that don’t reach us without tracking evidence.
- Costs: Return postage must be borne by the customer. While we strive to offer competitive pricing and quality, we’re unable to refund the original shipping costs.
- Free Gifts: If your order included a complimentary gift, it must be returned alongside the purchased items. If the gift isn’t returned, we’ll deduct its value from your refund.
Processing Your Refund:
Upon receipt of the returned items and after verifying their condition, we will initiate the refund process. Kindly allow up to 14 working days from the date we receive the returned items for your refund to be processed. As a company dedicated to championing mental health, we appreciate your patience and understanding.
How to Return Your Items:
- Notify us of your intent to return via email at info@shitshirt.club within the 14-day window and we will provide you with the return address.
- Package your items carefully, ensuring they are in their original condition.
- Include a note inside the package with your order number for faster processing.
Exclusions:
Please understand that we reserve the right to refuse returns and refunds if the conditions stated above are not met. This policy is designed in accordance with UK law and to ensure the best possible experience for all of our cherished customers.
Questions & Concerns:
Our team is always here to assist. Should you have any questions regarding our Returns & Refunds Policy, or any other inquiries, please contact us at info@shitshirt.club. Your peace of mind is paramount to us, and we’re here to help every step of the way.
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Every Shit Shirt Club Order Funds Mental Health Awareness
At Shit Shirt Club, bad taste serves a good cause. Every item you see here, from outrageous shirts to matching co-ords, helps raise awareness and funds for mental health. We donate a large portion of our profits to mental health charities and design clothing that sparks conversation, challenges stigma, and spreads solidarity.
This is dopamine dressing with purpose. Whether you're shopping for a stag do, festival outfit or just to ruin group photos, you're also wearing support. Loud fashion. Clear message. One shit shirt at a time.
Shit Shirt Club FAQs
We ship all Shit Shirt Club orders using fast, reliable DHL Next Day Delivery. If you order before 2pm (Monday to Friday) and your delivery address is in England or Wales, your outrageous new shit shirt or bad taste clothing should arrive the very next working day. Orders placed after 2pm will be sent the following working day, so expect delivery to take one additional day.
If you're ordering our shit fashion from the Highlands of Scotland or Northern Ireland, your mental health awareness shirt or festival-ready shit apparel may take up to 3 working days to arrive, due to regional courier times.
As soon as your order is dispatched, you’ll get a tracking number and real-time updates from DHL. You’ll know exactly when your bad shirt or shit outfit is on its way, including a one-hour delivery window, photo proof of delivery, and full parcel tracking. DHL also lets you:
- Change your delivery address
- Redirect to a local ServicePoint
- Nominate a specific neighbour for drop-off
- Tell them which neighbour not to leave your package with
- No surprises. No stress. Just fast delivery of the worst shirts you’ve ever loved.
We know your shit clothes are more than just party wear. Whether it’s a shit shirt outfit for a stag do or a statement mental health apparel piece that starts conversations, we work hard to make sure it gets to you quickly and securely.
We get it. Sometimes even the best shit shirt misses the mark. That’s why we’ve made our returns policy simple and stress-free. If your order of shit clothes, mental health apparel or statement-making bad fashion doesn’t fit or just isn’t your vibe, you can return it within 14 days of receiving it. After notifying us, you’ll have another 14 days to send it back.
To qualify, items must be:
- Unworn
- In original packaging
- In a fully re-saleable condition
This applies to all shit shirts, mental health awareness clothing and limited-edition shit shirt outfits from our collection.
Please note: return shipping is your responsibility. If your order included a free gift, that must be returned too. If not, the value of the gift will be deducted from your refund. For peace of mind, we strongly recommend tracked postage.
Once we’ve received and inspected your item, your refund will be processed within 14 working days. No fuss. No hidden nonsense. Just honest policies from a shit shirt company that believes bad clothing should be good to deal with.
Want more info? Head to our full Refund & Returns page, linked in the footer.
You’re free to shop shit shirts your way. At Shit Shirt Club, we’re not here to trap you in a subscription. Whether you're hunting for the perfect shit shirt outfit for a party, need one statement piece for that unforgettable stag do, or just want to try shit fashion for the first time, you can buy any item as a one-off with no commitment.
We offer individual purchases across our full range of shit shirts, shit clothes, and shit apparel. That includes everything from mental health shirts to outrageous dopamine-fuelled shit clothing made to break the ice and spark conversation. Every shirt supports our mission as a proudly loud, proudly weird shit shirt company raising awareness for mental health through bold design.
If you’re the kind of person who lives for chaos in your wardrobe and wants new shit shirt outfits delivered on the regular, the Shit Shirt Subscription is the way to go. Subscribers get limited-edition shit shirts delivered monthly or bi-monthly, often featuring exclusive designs you won’t find anywhere else. It's the easiest way to build your collection, support our mental health apparel mission, and enjoy a dose of wearable madness on repeat.
In short, whether you want to dip your toe or dive in headfirst, we make it easy to shop shit shirts however suits you best.
Right now, Shit Shirt Club only ships within the United Kingdom. While we’ve had plenty of love from fans around the world who want to rock our outrageous shit shirts and proudly support mental health apparel, our current focus is making sure UK customers get the fastest and smoothest delivery experience possible.
Every order of shit shirts, shit clothes, and shit fashion is shipped via DHL Next Day Delivery when placed before 2pm, Monday to Friday. That includes full tracking, a 1-hour ETA window, and photo confirmation. Whether you're in England, Wales, Scotland or Northern Ireland, your shit shirt outfit should be at your door in no time.
We know there’s global demand for our shit shirt company’s signature style and mental health awareness clothing, so international delivery is firmly on our radar. We’re actively reviewing customer requests and looking to expand soon. If you're outside the UK and want to be first to know when international shipping opens, sign up to our newsletter or drop us a message. We'd love to hear from you.
Until then, we’re all about serving the UK with top-tier shit clothing, quick fulfilment, and no-nonsense delivery. For more, check our Shipping & Delivery section or hit up the FAQs.
Finding your perfect fit is all part of the Shit Shirt Club experience. Whether you're planning a bold shit shirt night, dressing for a festival, or layering your shit apparel for max chaos, your shirt should feel just as wild as it looks. All our shit shirts are designed with a relaxed, inclusive fit that works for every body, every vibe, and every party.
We offer sizes S to 5XL across our full collection of shit clothing, from our iconic mental health shirts to limited-edition shit outfits and blazers. To make it easy, every product page includes a Size Guide link next to the size dropdown. There you’ll find exact measurements in inches for chest, length and sleeves for all shit fashion items.
Quick sizing tips:
- Go true to size if you want a standard fit.
- Size up for that signature oversized shit shirt look.
- Need extra help? Our support team is here to guide you to the best party-ready size.
As a leading shit shirt company with a mission behind the madness, we want everyone to feel good in their gear. From shit clothes that raise eyebrows to mental health awareness clothing that raises funds, every size should feel like a statement.
Your perfect shit shirt outfit is just a click away.
Why not both? At Shit Shirt Club, we believe outrageous style should never mean compromising on quality. Every one of our shit shirts is made using a premium spandex-polyester blend, specially chosen to make your shit outfit not just stand out but hold up too. This blend is lightweight, breathable, wrinkle-resistant and colour-rich, keeping your loudest prints looking sharp wear after wear, wash after wash. Whether you're hitting a shit shirt night, heading on holiday or dancing through a mental health awareness event, our shirts are built to last and made to move.
Our shit apparel isn’t just party gear – it's designed for all-day comfort with a side of chaos. From spontaneous night outs to planned shit shirt parties, you’ll never break a sweat in one of our breathable designs.
Our blazers are cut from high-quality linen, balancing that tailored edge with a carefree vibe. Lightweight and structured, they’re ideal for layering over shit shirts when you're dressing up your shit fashion without toning it down.
So yes, they’re good fun. But behind every mental health shirt, shit shirt outfit and piece of shit clothing we make, there’s serious quality, attention to detail and purpose. Because we're not just any shit shirt company. We’re here to raise the bar on bad taste, while raising awareness for mental health through clothing that starts conversations and turns heads.
This is shit fashion that feels as good as it looks. Every time.
Absolutely. As soon as your shit shirt, mental health shirt or party-starting blazer is packed and ready to ship, we’ll send you a shipping confirmation email with your tracking link included. We partner with trusted couriers like DHL to ensure your shit apparel reaches you quickly, securely and with complete visibility from dispatch to doorstep.
You’ll be able to track your parcel in real time, whether it’s being sorted, scanned or shot through the system with party-level urgency. This means you’ll always know exactly where your shit shirt outfit is, every step of the way.
If you don’t see your tracking email within 48 hours of placing your order, make sure to check your spam or junk folder. Still missing? Reach out to our support team and we’ll get things sorted faster than you can say “bad taste, good cause.”
We know you’re eager to rock your shit clothing. That’s why we keep it simple, fast and fully trackable, no surprises, just pure, proudly chaotic delivery from the UK’s loudest shit shirt company.
