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Christmas Jumper Wanker Funny Christmas Jumper

Christmas Jumper Wanker Funny Christmas Jumper

Regular price £29.99
Sale price £29.99 Regular price
Save £-29.99 Sold out

This product is print-on-demand and therefore is non-refundable.

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We all know one: the colleague who starts wearing festive jumpers on the first of November and doesn’t stop until Twelfth Night. This design is our tribute to them. It’s a knit-effect print made to look like a classic Fair Isle panel, with rows of white and pink snowflakes, little green trees topped with yellow stars, a winking Santa face peeping over the lettering and a red-nosed reindeer in a holly collar standing guard on each side, all on a navy ground. CHRISTMAS JUMPER is spelled out in white stitch-effect capitals, and the verdict underneath comes in bold red letters with a yellow outline: the one-word British insult for that colleague. It’s less an innuendo Christmas jumper, more a name badge.

The panel is printed large on the front in bright, full colour, with a thick black outline that keeps it sharp on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. Wear it on Christmas Jumper Day to beat everyone to the joke, or hand it over at Secret Santa to the person who organised the office Christmas party spreadsheet. Plenty of funny Christmas jumpers try to look like the real thing; this one looks the part and then calls you a name. Among hilarious Christmas jumpers, it’s the self-aware one.

This is one of our rude Christmas jumpers that swears in plain sight, so maybe skip it on the school run. It’s an offensive Christmas jumper aimed squarely at the wearer, which is the most British kind. If you like rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers that mock the whole tradition, start here, and know part of our profits supports mental-health charities. Choose your colour and size, add it to your basket and order early so the Christmas rush doesn’t catch you without one. Superfans will call it one of the funniest Xmas jumpers ever made, and the cheekiest of all our funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers. Takes one to know one.

Product features

  • Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
  • Classic fit with a crew neckline and shape-retaining ribbed collar
  • Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability
  • Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced fabric waste and a smooth look
  • Adult sweatshirt with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not iron

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Shipping Destinations:

  • We now only ship within Mainland UK. Sorry international friends and sorry, Northern Ireland our shirts are staying local for now.
  • One exception: our made to order t-shirts, sweatshirts & hoodies are fulfilled globally and can be shipped internationally, we're bringing the party worldwide, one stag do at a time.

Shipping Methods & Rates (excluding Funny T-shirts, Sweatshirt & Hoodies):
You’ve got two options at checkout:

  • Standard – £4.95
    Estimated arrival: 2–4 working days after dispatch
  • Next Day Delivery (order before 3pm, Mon–Fri) – £7.95
     Delivered the next working day after dispatch

FREE Next Day Delivery on orders over £50 (Mainland UK only)

Handling Time:

  • Orders placed before 3pm (Mon–Fri) are dispatched the same day
  • Orders placed after 3pm or on weekends ship the next working day

Tracking Your Order:
Once your order’s on its way, you’ll get a DHL tracking number with all the bells and whistles:

  • Real-time tracking to your doorstep
  • Photo proof of delivery
  • SMS or email delivery updates
  • Options to rearrange delivery if you’re out pretending to work

Packaging:

  • All orders are shipped in our 100% recycled (and very loud) packaging. Stylish and sustainable, just like you.

Shipping Insurance:

  • All shipments are covered up to £150 via DHL.

Return & Exchange Policy:

  • Change of heart? No problem. Start your return or exchange by emailing us at info@shitshirt.club. Just a heads up, return shipping costs are on you.

Damaged Shipments:

  • Oops! If your order arrives in less than perfect condition, let us know immediately. We’re here to help.

Contact Us:

  • Questions? Concerns? Compliments? Reach us at info@shitshirt.club we’d love to hear from you.

Updates and Notifications:

You’ll get:

  • Order confirmation
  • Shipping notification with tracking
  • Delivery confirmation once it lands

⚠️  Print on Demand (T-shirts, Sweatshirts & Hoodies)

Print on demand products work differently to the rest of our range. They're made to order and fulfilled globally, making them the only Shit Shirt Club product we ship internationally.

Please allow approximately 2–7 business days for production, plus the delivery time shown at checkout. These are estimates and may vary depending on the season, product availability, and order size.

  • UK: From £3.75 | Estimated delivery (excluding production time) in 3-5 business days. 
  • Rest of the World: 3–30 business days depending on location. Check the shipping calculator at checkout for the most up-to-date estimate.

Please note that delivery times are estimates only and are not guaranteed. If your order takes longer than the estimated timeframe, we're still unable to offer a refund or return, as Stag Tees are non-refundable and non-returnable made-to-order items. If you need your tee for a specific event, please allow plenty of time when placing your order.

Please allow up to 15 business days from placing the order to receive your product. 

Thank you for choosing Shit Shirt Club. Happy shopping!

Introduction:
At Shit Shirt Club, we pride ourselves on delivering the most vibrant, attention-grabbing shirts and men’s co-ord sets designed to be conversation starters, both in style and as a beacon for mental health awareness. We understand that shopping online is different from in-person experiences, so we’ve crafted a Returns & Refunds Policy that upholds both UK law and our commitment to customer satisfaction.


Your Right to Cancel and Return:
As per the UK’s distance selling regulations, you have the right to notify us within 14 days of receiving your goods if you wish to cancel your order. Following this notification, you’ll have an additional 14 days to return the items to us. No reason is necessary, and we respect your decision.


Conditions for Returns:

  1. Eligibility: We can only process returns for items that are unworn, in their original packaging, and in a re-saleable condition. This ensures that our products maintain their quality for all customers.
  2. Notification Window: You must inform us of your intent to return within 14 days of receiving your order. Following this, you have another 14 days to send the item(s) back.
  3. Delivery Mode: For the safety and security of your returned items, we strongly advise using a tracked delivery service. Please note that we cannot be held responsible for items that don’t reach us without tracking evidence.
  4. Costs: Return postage must be borne by the customer. While we strive to offer competitive pricing and quality, we’re unable to refund the original shipping costs.
  5. Free Gifts: If your order included a complimentary gift, it must be returned alongside the purchased items. If the gift isn’t returned, we’ll deduct its value from your refund.

Processing Your Refund:
Upon receipt of the returned items and after verifying their condition, we will initiate the refund process. Kindly allow up to 14 working days from the date we receive the returned items for your refund to be processed. As a company dedicated to championing mental health, we appreciate your patience and understanding.


How to Return Your Items:

  1. Notify us of your intent to return via email at info@shitshirt.club within the 14-day window and we will provide you with the return address.
  2. Package your items carefully, ensuring they are in their original condition.
  3. Include a note inside the package with your order number for faster processing.

Exclusions:
Please understand that we reserve the right to refuse returns and refunds if the conditions stated above are not met. This policy is designed in accordance with UK law and to ensure the best possible experience for all of our cherished customers.

⚠️ Print on demand T-shirts, hoodies & sweatshirts (Made to Order)

Our print on demand range is made to order especially for you. Because these aren’t stocked or mass produced they fall under the “made to order” exception in UK consumer law.

That means we don’t accept returns or offer refunds for these items if you change your mind order the wrong size or realise your nan might see the photos

 We’ll still sort you out if something arrives damaged defective or not as described.

Please check the size guide carefully and triple check your order before confirming. Once it’s in the system we can't recall it. The printers are fast furious and allergic to second chances.


Questions & Concerns:
Our team is always here to assist. Should you have any questions regarding our Returns & Refunds Policy, or any other inquiries, please contact us at info@shitshirt.club. Your peace of mind is paramount to us, and we’re here to help every step of the way.

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Regular price £29.99
Sale price £29.99 Regular price
Save £-29.99 Sold out

Payment & Safety

Ensure secure transactions and peace of mind with our trusted payment methods. Your safety is our priority, we employ advanced security measures to protect your personal information and sensitive data.

We all know one: the colleague who starts wearing festive jumpers on the first of November and doesn’t stop until Twelfth Night. This design is our tribute to them. It’s a knit-effect print made to look like a classic Fair Isle panel, with rows of white and pink snowflakes, little green trees topped with yellow stars, a winking Santa face peeping over the lettering and a red-nosed reindeer in a holly collar standing guard on each side, all on a navy ground. CHRISTMAS JUMPER is spelled out in white stitch-effect capitals, and the verdict underneath comes in bold red letters with a yellow outline: the one-word British insult for that colleague. It’s less an innuendo Christmas jumper, more a name badge.

The panel is printed large on the front in bright, full colour, with a thick black outline that keeps it sharp on all 11 colours: red, purple, navy, royal blue, charcoal, Irish green, forest green, maroon, sport grey, black and white. Wear it on Christmas Jumper Day to beat everyone to the joke, or hand it over at Secret Santa to the person who organised the office Christmas party spreadsheet. Plenty of funny Christmas jumpers try to look like the real thing; this one looks the part and then calls you a name. Among hilarious Christmas jumpers, it’s the self-aware one.

This is one of our rude Christmas jumpers that swears in plain sight, so maybe skip it on the school run. It’s an offensive Christmas jumper aimed squarely at the wearer, which is the most British kind. If you like rude Xmas jumpers, offensive Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Christmas jumpers that mock the whole tradition, start here, and know part of our profits supports mental-health charities. Choose your colour and size, add it to your basket and order early so the Christmas rush doesn’t catch you without one. Superfans will call it one of the funniest Xmas jumpers ever made, and the cheekiest of all our funny Xmas jumpers and inappropriate Xmas jumpers. Takes one to know one.

Product features

  • Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
  • Classic fit with a crew neckline and shape-retaining ribbed collar
  • Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability
  • Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced fabric waste and a smooth look
  • Adult sweatshirt with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean
  • Do not iron

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Shipping Destinations:

  • We now only ship within Mainland UK. Sorry international friends and sorry, Northern Ireland our shirts are staying local for now.
  • One exception: our made to order t-shirts, sweatshirts & hoodies are fulfilled globally and can be shipped internationally, we're bringing the party worldwide, one stag do at a time.

Shipping Methods & Rates (excluding Funny T-shirts, Sweatshirt & Hoodies):
You’ve got two options at checkout:

  • Standard – £4.95
    Estimated arrival: 2–4 working days after dispatch
  • Next Day Delivery (order before 3pm, Mon–Fri) – £7.95
     Delivered the next working day after dispatch

FREE Next Day Delivery on orders over £50 (Mainland UK only)

Handling Time:

  • Orders placed before 3pm (Mon–Fri) are dispatched the same day
  • Orders placed after 3pm or on weekends ship the next working day

Tracking Your Order:
Once your order’s on its way, you’ll get a DHL tracking number with all the bells and whistles:

  • Real-time tracking to your doorstep
  • Photo proof of delivery
  • SMS or email delivery updates
  • Options to rearrange delivery if you’re out pretending to work

Packaging:

  • All orders are shipped in our 100% recycled (and very loud) packaging. Stylish and sustainable, just like you.

Shipping Insurance:

  • All shipments are covered up to £150 via DHL.

Return & Exchange Policy:

  • Change of heart? No problem. Start your return or exchange by emailing us at info@shitshirt.club. Just a heads up, return shipping costs are on you.

Damaged Shipments:

  • Oops! If your order arrives in less than perfect condition, let us know immediately. We’re here to help.

Contact Us:

  • Questions? Concerns? Compliments? Reach us at info@shitshirt.club we’d love to hear from you.

Updates and Notifications:

You’ll get:

  • Order confirmation
  • Shipping notification with tracking
  • Delivery confirmation once it lands

⚠️  Print on Demand (T-shirts, Sweatshirts & Hoodies)

Print on demand products work differently to the rest of our range. They're made to order and fulfilled globally, making them the only Shit Shirt Club product we ship internationally.

Please allow approximately 2–7 business days for production, plus the delivery time shown at checkout. These are estimates and may vary depending on the season, product availability, and order size.

  • UK: From £3.75 | Estimated delivery (excluding production time) in 3-5 business days. 
  • Rest of the World: 3–30 business days depending on location. Check the shipping calculator at checkout for the most up-to-date estimate.

Please note that delivery times are estimates only and are not guaranteed. If your order takes longer than the estimated timeframe, we're still unable to offer a refund or return, as Stag Tees are non-refundable and non-returnable made-to-order items. If you need your tee for a specific event, please allow plenty of time when placing your order.

Please allow up to 15 business days from placing the order to receive your product. 

Thank you for choosing Shit Shirt Club. Happy shopping!

Introduction:
At Shit Shirt Club, we pride ourselves on delivering the most vibrant, attention-grabbing shirts and men’s co-ord sets designed to be conversation starters, both in style and as a beacon for mental health awareness. We understand that shopping online is different from in-person experiences, so we’ve crafted a Returns & Refunds Policy that upholds both UK law and our commitment to customer satisfaction.


Your Right to Cancel and Return:
As per the UK’s distance selling regulations, you have the right to notify us within 14 days of receiving your goods if you wish to cancel your order. Following this notification, you’ll have an additional 14 days to return the items to us. No reason is necessary, and we respect your decision.


Conditions for Returns:

  1. Eligibility: We can only process returns for items that are unworn, in their original packaging, and in a re-saleable condition. This ensures that our products maintain their quality for all customers.
  2. Notification Window: You must inform us of your intent to return within 14 days of receiving your order. Following this, you have another 14 days to send the item(s) back.
  3. Delivery Mode: For the safety and security of your returned items, we strongly advise using a tracked delivery service. Please note that we cannot be held responsible for items that don’t reach us without tracking evidence.
  4. Costs: Return postage must be borne by the customer. While we strive to offer competitive pricing and quality, we’re unable to refund the original shipping costs.
  5. Free Gifts: If your order included a complimentary gift, it must be returned alongside the purchased items. If the gift isn’t returned, we’ll deduct its value from your refund.

Processing Your Refund:
Upon receipt of the returned items and after verifying their condition, we will initiate the refund process. Kindly allow up to 14 working days from the date we receive the returned items for your refund to be processed. As a company dedicated to championing mental health, we appreciate your patience and understanding.


How to Return Your Items:

  1. Notify us of your intent to return via email at info@shitshirt.club within the 14-day window and we will provide you with the return address.
  2. Package your items carefully, ensuring they are in their original condition.
  3. Include a note inside the package with your order number for faster processing.

Exclusions:
Please understand that we reserve the right to refuse returns and refunds if the conditions stated above are not met. This policy is designed in accordance with UK law and to ensure the best possible experience for all of our cherished customers.

⚠️ Print on demand T-shirts, hoodies & sweatshirts (Made to Order)

Our print on demand range is made to order especially for you. Because these aren’t stocked or mass produced they fall under the “made to order” exception in UK consumer law.

That means we don’t accept returns or offer refunds for these items if you change your mind order the wrong size or realise your nan might see the photos

 We’ll still sort you out if something arrives damaged defective or not as described.

Please check the size guide carefully and triple check your order before confirming. Once it’s in the system we can't recall it. The printers are fast furious and allergic to second chances.


Questions & Concerns:
Our team is always here to assist. Should you have any questions regarding our Returns & Refunds Policy, or any other inquiries, please contact us at info@shitshirt.club. Your peace of mind is paramount to us, and we’re here to help every step of the way.

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    Mental Health

    A large portion of profits funds UK mental health charities with every order.

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    Printed just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be binned.

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    Every shit jumper ships in 100 percent recycled, planet friendly packaging as standard.

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    Heavy Blend Warmth

    A medium-heavy 271 gsm cotton and polyester blend that keeps you warm all December.

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    No Side Seams

    Knitted in one tube with no side seams, for a cleaner fit and less fabric waste.

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    Ribbed Collar And Cuffs

    A ribbed knit collar, cuffs and waistband that spring back and hold their shape.

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    Double Stitched

    Double-needle stitching at the key seams, so it survives every Christmas do going.

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    Unisex Fit

    A classic unisex fit that is true to size, from S up to 4XL depending on colour.

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    Direct To Garment

    Ink printed straight into the fabric, so every shit print stays bright and soft.

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Shit Shirt Club Reviews

  • Great shit shirts, great vibes!

    Bought some shit shirts for a group of us at the Hong Kong 7s rugby and they went down a storm! Great shit shirts, great vibes. What's not to love?!

    SH
  • Fantastic range of shit shirts for any theme!

    A fantastic range of shit shirts for any theme, great quality that lasts even after numerous washes. Highly recommend anyone to go and get them from Shit Shirt Club.

    Thomas Sherratt
  • The designs & quality are top tier!

    I have no desire to ever wear a non-Shit Shirt Club shirt on my nights out, festivals or for a chilled out Sunday afternoon in the park. Quality is top tier, and the designs are impeccable!

    Daniel
  • Love Shit Shirt Club ❤️

    You’ll stand out from the crowd! I always win the shit shirt contests haha! They not only support a great cause but are also size inclusive, which as a plus size girl is amazing!

    Amy Stevens
  • For a fantastic cause!

    Fantastic company, for a fantastic cause, with some fantastically (weird and cool) shit shirts.

    Peter Farrelly
  • Love the Shit Shirt Club 🫶🏼😎

    The shit shirt was outrageous, loud and certainly caused a lot of comments, but one thing it was not is bad. It is actually well made, fits great, is comfortable, and I think it's a good value.

    Daren Parr
  • Will DEFINITELY be getting more!

    The quality of the shit shirts and the designs are phenomenal! Everything was spot on, from the initial order to the delivery - cannot fault anything! Truly love my shit shirts and will DEFINITELY be getting more! 👍

    Hal Frogley
  • 10 out of 10 for all aspects!

    I LOVE your shit shirts! They’re amazing, fit comfortably and sit really well. Truly worth a 10 out of 10 for all aspects!

    @alongthefrog
  • Best shit shirts ever!

    The shit shirts are amazing, the quality of the shirts and the designs are phenomenal! Everything was spot on, from the initial order to the delivery - cannot fault anything! Truly love my shit shirts and will DEFINITELY be getting more! 👍

    Hal Frogley
  • Assault on the senses!

    As a lover of shit shirts, I took out a subscription in November 2024. Since then, every month, 2 days after the payment confirmation a package arrives with yet another assault on the senses enclosed.

    Mark Chitty
Shit Shirt Club founder in sunglasses and a colourful, shit shirt and matching bucket hat holds up a copy of the Ipswich Star newspaper featuring a front-page story titled 'John's Bad Shirts Sold for Good Causes'.
More Than A Shit Shirt

Shit Shirts, Serious Impact

Every shit jumper you wear does more than get a laugh. Shit Shirt Club was built to get people talking about mental health, using loud, unapologetic clothing to break a silence that costs far too many people far too much. When someone at the Christmas party asks where you got that jumper, that small conversation can be the start of something much bigger.

That is why a large portion of every sale goes straight to mental health charities across the UK, helping fund real support for the people who need it. So when you pick your favourite funny Christmas jumper, you are not just buying the worst jumper at the party. You are backing a cause that matters, and helping make mental health easier to talk about, one shit jumper at a time.

Our Story

Funny Christmas Jumper FAQs

Friends laughing in funny Christmas jumpers at the pub

Every Shit Shirt Club Christmas jumper is printed on the Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt, one of the most trusted blanks in the printing business. It is a medium-heavy 271 gsm fabric made from a 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester, so it is soft on the inside, warm enough for a December night out and smooth enough on the front to carry a big, bright print. It is knitted as one tube with no side seams for a cleaner fit, finished with a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband that hold their shape, and double stitched at the key seams so it survives the office party, the family get-together and the walk home. In short, it is a proper sweatshirt that just happens to carry a very shit joke.

Yes. Our Christmas jumpers are true to size with a classic unisex fit, so most people order their normal size and are happy with it. The cut is comfortable rather than slim, with enough room to layer a shirt underneath without looking like you borrowed it from your dad. If you are between sizes, or you want a looser, cosier look for the sofa on Boxing Day, go one size up. If you prefer a neater fit under a coat, stick with your usual size. The size guide on this page lists the width, length and sleeve length for every size, so the safest move is to measure a sweatshirt you already own and love, then match it to the chart. These are printed to order, so getting it right first time matters.

Our Christmas jumpers come in sizes S to 4XL, and every colour is available from S to XL. Black, navy, red, sport grey and white go all the way up to 4XL. Royal blue and Irish green go up to 3XL, charcoal, forest green and purple go up to 2XL, and maroon stops at XL. If a size shows as unavailable, it is not made in that colour, so pick another colour and it will appear. Sizes are shared by everyone rather than split into men's and women's ranges. If you are buying for the whole office or a group of mates, collect everyone's size before you order rather than guessing, because printed to order items cannot be swapped for a change of mind.

They are unisex, cut on a classic straight body that suits everyone. Plenty of women wear ours exactly as they come and love the relaxed, slightly oversized look, especially with leggings or jeans for a festive night out. If you prefer something closer to the body, order one size down from your usual and it will sit neater through the shoulders and chest. If you want the full cosy, baggy look, order your normal size or go up. The size guide on this page lists the width, length and sleeve length for every size, so measure a jumper you already like and match the numbers. There is no separate men's or women's range, just one gloriously shit Christmas jumper.

Each jumper is a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend at a medium-heavy 271 gsm, which gives you the softness of cotton with the warmth, strength and shape of polyester. The cotton is ethically grown in the United States, and the dyes are OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified, so the fabric has been tested for harmful substances. The smooth face of the fabric is what lets the artwork print so sharply, while the blend helps the jumper keep its shape wash after wash. The white jumper is a natural white, so it can look slightly off-white next to a bright white shirt. In short, it is a warm, well made sweatshirt that feels good on and prints beautifully.

Keep it simple and your jumper will be ready for next Christmas, and the one after that. Machine wash cold at a maximum of 30C, use non-chlorine bleach only if you really need it, and tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron and do not dry clean, because both will damage the print. Our tip is to turn the jumper inside out before it goes in the machine, which keeps the print away from the drum and other people's zips. Wash it with similar colours and skip the fabric softener, which builds up on printed areas over time. A cool wash and a low dry will keep the fabric soft, the colours bright and the artwork looking exactly as shit as the day it arrived.

Not if you look after it. Every design is printed direct to garment, which puts the ink into the fibres of the fabric rather than leaving it sitting on top as a thick plastic layer. That means the print moves with the jumper, stays soft to the touch and does not crack or peel away the way old school transfers do. There is no heavy vinyl patch to lift at the corners, and nothing stiff across your chest when you sit down for Christmas dinner. Wash cold, tumble dry low, skip the iron and the dry cleaner, and your shit print will still be turning heads long after the party it was bought for.

As early as you can. Every jumper is printed just for you after you order, which is how we can offer this many designs, colours and sizes without warehouses full of jumpers nobody wanted. It also means production takes a little longer than an off the shelf item, so allow 3 to 5 working days from placing your order to it landing on your doormat. That covers production and delivery together, not one and then the other. You will get a tracking link as soon as it leaves the print floor. December is the busiest month of the year for printers and couriers alike, so if you need it for a work do, a Christmas jumper day or a party on a set date, give yourself more room than that rather than cutting it fine.

Because your jumper is printed to order specially for you, we cannot accept change of mind returns or exchanges on printed items, including ordering the wrong size. That is standard across print to order clothing, and it is exactly why we put a full size guide on every product page. Please check the measurements before you order, and if you are torn between two sizes, go up. If your jumper arrives faulty, damaged or is not what you ordered, that is a different story entirely. Get in touch within 14 days of receiving it with a photo and we will sort a replacement or a refund and cover the return postage.

Both. The jumper is made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified dyes, and because it is printed to order, there is no dead stock heading for landfill after Christmas. It ships in 100 percent recycled packaging. On top of all that, a large portion of every sale goes to mental health charities here in the UK. Christmas is not easy for everyone, and Shit Shirt Club exists to get people talking about mental health. A very shit Christmas jumper turns out to be a very good excuse to start. When someone asks where you got it, that conversation can matter far more than the jumper.