SKU:54999074053481652751
This product is print-on-demand and therefore is non-refundable.
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Cute from a distance, absolutely outrageous up close, the Licking Pussy Funny Cat Tee is made for people who like their humour cheeky, bold and guaranteed to get a reaction. Featuring a smug cartoon cat with an oversized tongue and a brilliantly inappropriate slogan, this is the kind of t-shirt that gets double takes, awkward laughs and instant comments wherever it goes. It is playful, shameless and designed for anyone who enjoys rude humour with a colourful, eye-catching twist.
Made from soft, durable cotton with a classic relaxed fit, this tee is built for comfort as well as impact. The medium-weight fabric makes it easy to wear all year round, whether you are heading to a party, a festival, a ladsโ holiday, a pub crawl or just causing chaos on a casual day out. The bold front print stays crisp and vibrant, while the easy fit gives it that effortless throw-on feel that works from day to night.
Available in over 12 colours, the Licking Pussy Funny Cat Tee is perfect for cat lovers with a filthy sense of humour, gift buyers looking for something unforgettable, and anyone who wants a rude funny t-shirt that stands out fast.
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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Shipping Methods & Rates (excluding Funny T-shirts, Sweatshirt & Hoodies):
Youโve got two options at checkout:
FREE Next Day Delivery on orders over ยฃ50 (Mainland UK only)
Handling Time:
Tracking Your Order:
Once your orderโs on its way, youโll get a DHL tracking number with all the bells and whistles:
Packaging:
Shipping Insurance:
Return & Exchange Policy:
Damaged Shipments:
Contact Us:
Updates and Notifications:
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โ ๏ธย Print on Demand (T-shirts, Sweatshirts & Hoodies)
Print on demand products work differently to the rest of our range. They're made to order and fulfilled globally, making them the only Shit Shirt Club product we ship internationally.
Please allow approximately 2โ7 business days for production, plus the delivery time shown at checkout. These are estimates and may vary depending on the season, product availability, and order size.
Please note that delivery times are estimates only and are not guaranteed. If your order takes longer than the estimated timeframe, we're still unable to offer a refund or return, as Stag Tees are non-refundable and non-returnable made-to-order items. If you need your tee for a specific event, please allow plenty of time when placing your order.
Please allow up to 15 business days from placing the order to receive your product.ย
Thank you for choosing Shit Shirt Club. Happy shopping!
Introduction:
At Shit Shirt Club, we pride ourselves on delivering the most vibrant, attention-grabbing shirts and menโs co-ord sets designed to be conversation starters, both in style and as a beacon for mental health awareness. We understand that shopping online is different from in-person experiences, so weโve crafted a Returns & Refunds Policy that upholds both UK law and our commitment to customer satisfaction.
Your Right to Cancel and Return:
As per the UKโs distance selling regulations, you have the right to notify us within 14 days of receiving your goods if you wish to cancel your order. Following this notification, youโll have an additional 14 days to return the items to us. No reason is necessary, and we respect your decision.
Conditions for Returns:
Processing Your Refund:
Upon receipt of the returned items and after verifying their condition, we will initiate the refund process. Kindly allow up to 14 working days from the date we receive the returned items for your refund to be processed. As a company dedicated to championing mental health, we appreciate your patience and understanding.
How to Return Your Items:
Exclusions:
Please understand that we reserve the right to refuse returns and refunds if the conditions stated above are not met. This policy is designed in accordance with UK law and to ensure the best possible experience for all of our cherished customers.
โ ๏ธ Print on demand T-shirts, hoodies & sweatshirts (Made to Order)
Our print on demand range is made to order especially for you. Because these arenโt stocked or mass produced they fall under the โmade to orderโ exception in UK consumer law.
That means we donโt accept returns or offer refunds for these items if you change your mind order the wrong size or realise your nan might see the photos
ย Weโll still sort you out if something arrives damaged defective or not as described.
Please check the size guide carefully and triple check your order before confirming. Once itโs in the system we can't recall it. The printers are fast furious and allergic to second chances.
Questions & Concerns:
Our team is always here to assist. Should you have any questions regarding our Returns & Refunds Policy, or any other inquiries, please contact us atย info@shitshirt.club. Your peace of mind is paramount to us, and weโre here to help every step of the way.
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Ensure secure transactions and peace of mind with our trusted payment methods. Your safety is our priority, we employ advanced security measures to protect your personal information and sensitive data.
Cute from a distance, absolutely outrageous up close, the Licking Pussy Funny Cat Tee is made for people who like their humour cheeky, bold and guaranteed to get a reaction. Featuring a smug cartoon cat with an oversized tongue and a brilliantly inappropriate slogan, this is the kind of t-shirt that gets double takes, awkward laughs and instant comments wherever it goes. It is playful, shameless and designed for anyone who enjoys rude humour with a colourful, eye-catching twist.
Made from soft, durable cotton with a classic relaxed fit, this tee is built for comfort as well as impact. The medium-weight fabric makes it easy to wear all year round, whether you are heading to a party, a festival, a ladsโ holiday, a pub crawl or just causing chaos on a casual day out. The bold front print stays crisp and vibrant, while the easy fit gives it that effortless throw-on feel that works from day to night.
Available in over 12 colours, the Licking Pussy Funny Cat Tee is perfect for cat lovers with a filthy sense of humour, gift buyers looking for something unforgettable, and anyone who wants a rude funny t-shirt that stands out fast.
Product features
Care instructions
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Shipping Destinations:
Shipping Methods & Rates (excluding Funny T-shirts, Sweatshirt & Hoodies):
Youโve got two options at checkout:
FREE Next Day Delivery on orders over ยฃ50 (Mainland UK only)
Handling Time:
Tracking Your Order:
Once your orderโs on its way, youโll get a DHL tracking number with all the bells and whistles:
Packaging:
Shipping Insurance:
Return & Exchange Policy:
Damaged Shipments:
Contact Us:
Updates and Notifications:
Youโll get:
โ ๏ธย Print on Demand (T-shirts, Sweatshirts & Hoodies)
Print on demand products work differently to the rest of our range. They're made to order and fulfilled globally, making them the only Shit Shirt Club product we ship internationally.
Please allow approximately 2โ7 business days for production, plus the delivery time shown at checkout. These are estimates and may vary depending on the season, product availability, and order size.
Please note that delivery times are estimates only and are not guaranteed. If your order takes longer than the estimated timeframe, we're still unable to offer a refund or return, as Stag Tees are non-refundable and non-returnable made-to-order items. If you need your tee for a specific event, please allow plenty of time when placing your order.
Please allow up to 15 business days from placing the order to receive your product.ย
Thank you for choosing Shit Shirt Club. Happy shopping!
Introduction:
At Shit Shirt Club, we pride ourselves on delivering the most vibrant, attention-grabbing shirts and menโs co-ord sets designed to be conversation starters, both in style and as a beacon for mental health awareness. We understand that shopping online is different from in-person experiences, so weโve crafted a Returns & Refunds Policy that upholds both UK law and our commitment to customer satisfaction.
Your Right to Cancel and Return:
As per the UKโs distance selling regulations, you have the right to notify us within 14 days of receiving your goods if you wish to cancel your order. Following this notification, youโll have an additional 14 days to return the items to us. No reason is necessary, and we respect your decision.
Conditions for Returns:
Processing Your Refund:
Upon receipt of the returned items and after verifying their condition, we will initiate the refund process. Kindly allow up to 14 working days from the date we receive the returned items for your refund to be processed. As a company dedicated to championing mental health, we appreciate your patience and understanding.
How to Return Your Items:
Exclusions:
Please understand that we reserve the right to refuse returns and refunds if the conditions stated above are not met. This policy is designed in accordance with UK law and to ensure the best possible experience for all of our cherished customers.
โ ๏ธ Print on demand T-shirts, hoodies & sweatshirts (Made to Order)
Our print on demand range is made to order especially for you. Because these arenโt stocked or mass produced they fall under the โmade to orderโ exception in UK consumer law.
That means we donโt accept returns or offer refunds for these items if you change your mind order the wrong size or realise your nan might see the photos
ย Weโll still sort you out if something arrives damaged defective or not as described.
Please check the size guide carefully and triple check your order before confirming. Once itโs in the system we can't recall it. The printers are fast furious and allergic to second chances.
Questions & Concerns:
Our team is always here to assist. Should you have any questions regarding our Returns & Refunds Policy, or any other inquiries, please contact us atย info@shitshirt.club. Your peace of mind is paramount to us, and weโre here to help every step of the way.
"Flicking Bean, Eating Vagine & Driving Green" T-Shirt
Beggin' for a Peggin' Camping T-Shirt
"Long, Hard & Full of Seamen" Funny Submarine T-Shirt
Finger Blasting Champion Stag Do T-Shirt
Enjoy free tracked UK delivery on every Shit Shirt Club order over fifty pounds.
A large portion of profits funds UK mental health charities with every order.
Printed just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be binned.
Every shit tee ships in 100 percent recycled, planet friendly packaging as standard.
Prints so shit they spark smiles, compliments and proper conversations that matter.
Rated Excellent on Trustpilot by thousands of happy, badly dressed legends.
Medium weight 180 gsm cotton, tightly knit so every shit print stays sharp.
Knitted in one piece for a cleaner drape and noticeably less fabric waste.
A seam free ribbed collar that stays elastic and holds its shape for years.
Twill tape across the shoulder seams stabilises the back and stops stretching.
The label tears away in seconds, so nothing scratches the back of your neck.
Ink printed straight into the cotton, so the artwork stays soft and never cracks.
Every shit tee you wear does more than get a laugh. Shit Shirt Club was built to get people talking about mental health, using loud, unapologetic clothing to break a silence that costs far too many people far too much. When a stranger stops you to ask where you got that shirt, that small conversation can be the start of something much bigger.
That is why a large portion of every sale goes straight to mental health charities across the UK, helping fund real support for the people who need it. So when you pick your favourite shit tee, you are not just buying the worst shirt at the party. You are backing a cause that matters, and helping make mental health easier to talk about, one shit shirt at a time.
Almost every Shit Shirt Club tee is printed on the Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, the most trusted blank in the printing business. It is a medium weight 180 gsm, 100% cotton tee with a classic relaxed fit, a crew neck and a tear away label. The cotton is tightly knit, which is exactly what you want under a bold print, because it holds fine detail and keeps colour looking rich for years. It is knitted in one piece with no side seams for a cleaner drape, then finished with a ribbed collar and twill shoulder tape so it keeps its shape long after the stag do photos have been deleted. Dependable, comfortable, and more than capable of carrying a very shit idea across your chest.
Yes. Our tees are true to size with a classic relaxed fit, so most people order their normal size and are happy with it. The cut runs straight through the body rather than tapered, giving you room to move without looking like you borrowed it. If you are between sizes, or you want a looser, more oversized look, go one size up. If you want it closer to the body, stick with your usual size and expect comfortable rather than fitted. Every product page carries a full size guide with chest and length measurements for each size, so the safest move is to measure a tee you already own and love, then match it to the chart. These are printed to order, so getting it right first time matters.
Our funny t shirts run from S all the way through to 5XL, so nobody gets left out of the joke. Full chest and length measurements for every size sit in the size guide on this page. Because the fit is a classic unisex cut, sizes are shared across everyone rather than split into separate ranges. If you are buying for a stag do, a hen do or a whole team, order everyone their normal size and only size up for anyone who wants a roomier fit. It is worth collecting all the sizes properly before you order rather than guessing, because printed to order items cannot be swapped for a change of mind. Five minutes in the group chat now saves a lot of grief later.
They are unisex, cut on a classic straight body that suits everyone. Plenty of women wear ours exactly as they come and love the relaxed, slightly oversized look, especially knotted at the waist or worn over shorts on a festival weekend. If you prefer something closer to the body, order one size down from your usual and it will sit neater through the shoulders and chest. If you want the full baggy look that works so well with a loud print, order your normal size or go up. The size guide on this page lists chest width and body length for every size, so measure a top you already like and match the numbers. There is no separate mens or womens range, just one very good tee.
Solid colour tees are 100% cotton at a medium weight 180 gsm, which is heavier and more substantial than the thin tees you find on the high street. Heather colours, Tweed and Russet are a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend, while Sport Grey and Antique shades are 90% cotton and 10% polyester. The cotton is ethically grown and harvested in the United States, and Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. The blank is also certified by OEKO TEX STANDARD 100, certificate number 168252, issued by OETI, so it has been tested for harmful substances. In short, it is a proper cotton tee that feels good on, prints beautifully and has the paperwork to back it up.
Keep it simple and your tee will outlast most of your wardrobe. Machine wash cold at a maximum of 30C, use non chlorine bleach only if you really need it, and tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron and do not dry clean, because both will damage the print. Our tip is to turn the tee inside out before it goes in the machine, which keeps the print away from the drum and other peoples zips. Wash it with similar colours and skip the fabric softener, which builds up on printed areas over time. Cotton likes a gentle life, so a cool wash and a low dry will keep the fabric soft, the colours rich and the artwork looking exactly as shit as the day it arrived.
Not if you look after it. Every design is applied using direct to garment printing, which soaks the ink into the cotton fibres rather than sitting as a thick plastic layer on top. That means the print becomes part of the fabric, moves with it, stays soft to the touch and does not crack or peel away the way old school transfers do. There is no heavy vinyl patch to lift at the corners and nothing to feel under your fingers. The tightly knit cotton of the Gildan 5000 is a big part of why the results look so sharp in the first place, because there is less texture for fine detail to disappear into. Wash cold, tumble dry low, skip the iron and the dry cleaner, and your shit print will still be turning heads long after the weekend it was bought for.
Yes. Every tee is printed just for you after you order, which is how we can offer this many designs, colours and sizes without warehouses full of shirts nobody wanted. Printing to order means far less waste, no dead stock and a fresher garment landing on your doormat. It also means production takes a little longer than an off the shelf item, so allow 3 to 5 working days from placing your order to it landing on your doormat. That covers production and delivery together, not one and then the other. You will get a tracking link the moment it leaves the print floor. If you are ordering for a specific date, a stag do, a birthday or a festival, give yourself more room than that rather than cutting it fine.
Because your tee is printed to order specially for you, we cannot accept change of mind returns or exchanges on printed items, including ordering the wrong size. That is standard across print to order clothing, and it is exactly why we put a full size guide on every product page. Please check the measurements before you order, and if you are torn between two sizes, go up. If your tee arrives faulty, damaged or is not what you ordered, that is a different story entirely. Get in touch within 14 days of receiving it with a photo and we will sort a replacement or a refund and cover the return postage. Non printed items follow our standard returns policy of 14 days to tell us and another 14 to send it back.
Both. The blank is made from 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested, and Gildan is a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, which sets standards for more responsible and sustainable production. The tee is certified by OEKO TEX STANDARD 100, certificate number 168252, and meets requirements for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde. It ships in 100 percent recycled packaging. On top of all that, a large portion of every sale goes to mental health charities here in the UK. Shit Shirt Club exists to get people talking about mental health, and a very shit shirt turns out to be a very good excuse to start. When someone asks where you got it, that conversation can matter far more than the shirt.
